Congratulations to MRP for a marvelous cover which indeed shows a bad touch and never fails to get the adolescent in me giggling at the title. Additionally, this story has been said to be one of Marvel's best, at least by some, and it's one I intend to check out. When my LCS reopens, I plan on going in and asking for Giant Size Man Thing.
As to the peak of the week where the captain explains what it is he's learned from this contest, I've seen a much deeper variety of "ewwww" than my current reading habits encompass. Like we saw with being trapped in a room, having something touch you, especially when we either don't know what it is, or dislike it immensely is a feeling that we somehow want a controlled feeling of in our comic reading.
And, oh yeah, watching a girlfight is better when eating a big-@$$ drumstick.