Lost in the midst of the whole grieving the entire world has for a great human being in Robin Williams , the world also saw the exact different situation play out this week. A few days ago Christy Mack, the porn star here....
Well Mack was dating a MMA fighter nick named "War Machine" who basically beat the living shit outta her. I mean no lie folks . It makes what Chris Brown does to Rhianna look like something Moe from the 3 Stooges would do to Larry and Curly. Instead Mack its claimed (and you can google the pictures) had 18 broken bones in her face , ribs broken and kidney hurt in the beating she took.
Now here is what makes it insane. Because its not a SuperE thread without a level of utter insanity involved. Jon Koppenhaver (aka War Machine) is claiming the most insane defense ever. No he wasn't drinking or on drugs when he beat her nearly to death. No....he claims ...well you can pull up his tweets along with pictures of Mack's beaten face n body.
In the tweets War Machine claims he was "fighting for his life !" when he got there against Mack and some other dude. He also claims that he was showing up at his girlfriends house to propose marriage and all. I mean what kinda guy would beat up his future wife ...beyond Ike Turner ? He also in a tweet claims no one will believe his story and he's doomed.
Well this happened in Vegas and the cops are already issued warrants out for War Machine . 7 of them to be exact and Mack herself and her family claim Jon Koppenhaver is a delusional insane fuck head. That they broke up months ago and he just showed up at her house and did all this. Well the War Machine must have had dreams he'd do something insane 4 years ago as claimed he'd kick Wayne "The Dog" Chapman's ass if he ever came after him.
The Dog sent a warning to War Machine....24 hours to turn yourself in...or I'm coming...
Hopefully the Dog maces and tases this asshole good.
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08-13-2014, 07:57 AM #1Unadjusted Human on CBR
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Jon Koppenhaver fights for his life....against Christy Mack !
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08-13-2014, 08:04 AM #2Were You There?
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Certainly a bizarre situation, but not a very funny one.
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08-13-2014, 08:11 AM #3Unadjusted Human on CBR
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The part where he tweeted he was "fighting for his life" is completely bonkers. I mean he could have pleaded he was on drugs or something to do this horrible crap. Instead he claims Mack seemingly was trying to kill him.
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"The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged in our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible." - Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
“ Well hell just froze over. Because CM Punk is back in the WWE.” - Jcogginsa.
“You can take the boy outta the mom’s basement, but you can’t take the mom’s basement outta the boy!” - LA Knight.
"Revel in What You Are." Bray Wyatt.
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08-13-2014, 12:08 PM #4Astonishing Member
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This is why people rightfully become so outraged when people try and talk about women "provoking" men to assault them. When it comes to some people any and everything is considered "provocation". It's victim blaming plain and simple.
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08-13-2014, 12:15 PM #5BANNED
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This isn't funny. At all.
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Jon Koppenhaver needs to be locked away for a very, very long time this time. This is not even his first assault where he almost killed someone.
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08-13-2014, 12:38 PM #6Original CBR member
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yeah this has been all over twitter.
When or if the dude caught he's going away for a while.
Also this should be battery not assault, if he doesn't get attempted murder which is what I would push for if I was the prosecutor.Last edited by Jabare; 08-13-2014 at 01:01 PM.
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08-13-2014, 12:47 PM #7BANNED
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From her description it sounds like she just barely escaped being murdered. He broke one knife on her and she heard him in another room rummaging for another so she ran away and ran naked and bleeding through her neighborhood til she could find help.
Not a lot of yuks to be gained from that image.
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It should be attempted murder...His hands and feet should legally be considered deadly weapons. Originally Posted by Jabare
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08-13-2014, 01:08 PM #9BANNED
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Also there's the knife. Originally Posted by Kasper Cole
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Originally Posted by Kasper Cole
And he's been to jail for doing pretty much this same thing to some random guy on the street before. 18 broken bones around her eyes, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and ruptured liver. Send him away for life this time. Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins
I doubt he'll ever even face trial though. He was suicidal last time he had to go to jail. This time will be much longer.
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He sounded suicidal on Twitter. Hope he doesn't get to take the easy way out. Originally Posted by Lightsabretooth
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08-13-2014, 03:39 PM #12BANNED
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Dog the Bounty Hunter inserting himself into this to revive his career is some next level shittiness, BTW.
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08-13-2014, 04:33 PM #13Extraordinary Member
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Your joking, right? Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins
You aren't joking.
Damn.
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They seemingly want Dog to hunt him down. The Pawn Star guys have upped the reward money. Its like their saying...please Mr. Chapman...go hunt this son of a bitch.
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“You can take the boy outta the mom’s basement, but you can’t take the mom’s basement outta the boy!” - LA Knight.
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She also claims that he threaten to rape her but couldn't get hard. From day one she seemed to good for him, hopefully she will make a full recovery and she gets him to pay for her treatment. I hope he rots in jail. Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins
The worst part is the, almost obligatory at this point, people tweeting at her stuff like ''you porning so you deserve this''. I hate the internet.Last edited by Vidocq; 08-14-2014 at 02:34 PM.
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