Kaizer
Sandman: Its a Corgi. I APPROVE THIS CHARACTER! *mindlessly stamps seal*
Alice: FUCK WHO LET THAT IN HERE! Quick someone throw it out before its A-3 all over again!
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Irriana
Sandman: Ahah....ha....what......What is all this math.....oh god......these formulas......I can see into eternity! Gylp Etu R'lyeh FLAHGN!
Alice: I think what he's trying to say is you pay WAY too much thought into those skills. Your GM sucks at math and doesn't wanna calculate how many times your PC can **ck slap him in one turn. Also someone get this chick an exorcist.
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Jacob Elizeki
Sandman: Well.....he's different. Hitman turned family man turned depressed hitman.....I hope you know what your getting into playing this kinda character.
Alice: Yeah....you'll be the envy of all those other members of the cast with depressing family death in their backstories.