Quote Originally Posted by Scott Taylor View Post
Can you do us a favor and let us know if the ghosts are naked or not? I see no logical reason whatsoever why there should be apparitions of inanimate clothing. Though it would be kind of cool to have ghost rocks and trees around. Birds would be all "I'm gonna land there" and miss.
You must go to a place where naked ghosts are plentiful; a strip club. Much research must be done on the phenomenon. I volunteer to do that strenuous research as soon as that grant comes through. In the name of science, of course.