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    She/Her Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh's Avatar
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    Default Ignacio (Nacho) vs. Austin Powers

    Can the International Man of Mystery take down NAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOO!!!!!?

    Fight takes place in the ring where Nacho fought Ramses.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    I'll eat'em both up!
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    Standard rules, Austin probably.
    Wrestling, Nacho wins

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    Austin can judo chop Mooks and handy with a gun, h2h against competent foes tends to be his female side kick stuff ( except killing that guy in the toilet.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Chou Lives View Post
    Austin can judo chop Mooks and handy with a gun, h2h against competent foes tends to be his female side kick stuff ( except killing that guy in the toilet.)

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    Idea was to pit Nacho's damage soak, grapple game and Eagle Powers™, against the Judo Chop™, and Mojo. Fight itself isn't one or the other, just a fight to the death in the ring where Nacho fought Ramses.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Nacho survived a tombstone piledriver. He lost the match, but the fact that he didn't have his neck crack right there on the spot shows how durable my man Nacho is.

    Also, the dude had some Rey Mysterio level of athleticism at the end when the Eagle Powers kicked in.

    I just don't see Austin Powers winning this one if the fight takes place in a ring with ropes to help propel Nacho around.

    Is Sister Encarnación in the audience? If she is, he stomps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    Nacho survived a tombstone piledriver. He lost the match, but the fact that he didn't have his neck crack right there on the spot shows how durable my man Nacho is.

    Also, the dude had some Rey Mysterio level of athleticism at the end when the Eagle Powers kicked in.

    I just don't see Austin Powers winning this one if the fight takes place in a ring with ropes to help propel Nacho around.

    Is Sister Encarnación in the audience? If she is, he stomps.
    Nah, figured he'd be too powerful if she was.

    Guy was ignoring a foot trying to crush his throat just by looking at her.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    To be fair, if I could hook up with the INSANELY beautiful Sister Encarnación, I could also achieve superhuman feats.

    But, yeah. Ring, Nacho wins

    Khazan, Powers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    Is Sister Encarnación in the audience? If she is, he stomps.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Nah, figured he'd be too powerful if she was.

    Guy was ignoring a foot trying to crush his throat just by looking at her.

    To be fair, if I could hook up with the INSANELY beautiful Sister Encarnación, I could also achieve superhuman feats.
    Inevitable; Sister Encarnación - Vanessa Kensington team-up! ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Güicho View Post
    Inevitable; Sister Encarnación - Vanessa Kensington team-up! ?
    Bison : Yes! Yes! Yes!

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