You're causing me physical pain, stop. Not even Cthulhu can handle this madness.
You're causing me physical pain, stop. Not even Cthulhu can handle this madness.
Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
Arx Inosaan
Sentry rips off his own face... again... to reveal his head cannon. Which he shoots you with. And then reconstructs you as his wife. And gives you the same powers as him which are no longer the same powers as him because he has new powers. So he kills you again. For your own good. And then forgets it ever happened.
Head cannon.
Much like a Spirit Bomb, you have absorbed all of the ambient humor from the Forum to create this gem of a post.
There is no remaining humor energy for me to draw strength from. Therefore, instead of a witty response, I am instead limited to a series of lol's and emoticons. This is your fault.
Lolololololol xD xD xD xD xD
"At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
- big_adventure
Maybe DC and Marvel could do another crossover sometime, and have it start out with Superman(boy) Prime and Sentry killing each other.
When Disney inevitably buys DC comics, the grand crossover than fuses the two worlds will begin with SBP and Sentry accidentally punching eachother through the dimensions causing all their lame storylines to collide and exists simultaneously in one single splash page. But it won't be able to contain all the nonsense so the comics harmlessly disintigrates in your hands and the next day Marvel and DC unveil their new crossover event, Crisis Wars (because they're clever like that). Thus a new era of entertainment monopoly begins and it is all Sentry and Superboy Prime's fault, but the plot twist is that it was you who were Sentry AND Superboy Prime this whole time! Ooooohoooooo!!!
I now have the head canon (HEAD CANNON!) that Superboy Prime is Emilio Estevez’s character from Breakfast Club and he’s constantly emo-whining in song to Judd Nelson (Sentry) because Judd keeps forgetting about him while Emilio is serving time in his pocket detention.
Last edited by Beadle; 07-13-2020 at 12:09 PM.
Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
Arx Inosaan
No no, that's the sequel where the destroyed dusty remains of Sentry and Superboy Prime fuse together into Sentry-Man Prime (as it was always meant to be), and he becomes the villain the writers kinda had to turn him into because they didn't know what to do with him.
Until the plot twist reveals that it's actually Doctor Manhattan who is the mastermind behind everything!!!