Rank In Reaction Speed

[Sharpandpointies]

He overpowered the Juggernaut!

He traded evenly with Sentry!

SOMETHING SOMETHING ZOM!!

...don't get me started with Zom.

[The Arbiter]

I see these "Rank in..." threads are as cursed as ever.

[Nik Hasta]

I can't prove that my breakdown of Planck time is responsible for this direction of the thread but it certainly feels like it is.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

No, I just like the idea of a dangerously hairy man who wears a single chainmail sleeve, being capable of transcending the concept of time itself.

It's like an angry Freddy Mercury.

[Pendaran]

I see these "Rank in..." threads are as cursed as ever.

They're kind of the worst, sure.

[Beadle]

Rank the following in terms of being a cuddly, fluffy witch:
1. Pendaran
2. Somebody who isn’t a witch.

[Pendaran]

Hey, I'd like you to come with me to meet my supercool friend in these red robes.

That he looks exactly like you somehow, is, I assure you, a totally unrelated to anything coincidence.

You want to meet supercool awesome people, right?

[Beadle]

Oh, yeah, sure. Sounds fun!

Man, he really does look like me, doesn’t he?

[Pendaran]

Also he doesn't speak English because... he's a recent immigrant still learning it. Yes.

From where?

Well certainly not from somewhere underground, I'll tell you that much.

Anyway you should go around that corner with him where you can have supercool fun.

[Beadle]

Definitely! Lead on McDuff! Or McDuck. Or whatever.

I’m right behind you and... wait... Ooh, look over there!! A balloon!!

*wanders off in the opposite direction, blithely chasing the balloon*

[Pendaran]

I will go full Us on this forum someday.

By which I clearly I mean.. I enjoy the television show, This is Us.

So heartfelt and moving.

[Beadle]

So you want duplicates of us? Like double the number of Arby, Cthulhu, Nik and myself?

That’s touching, really.

And precisely the sort of thing a cuddly, fluffy witch would want.

[Pendaran]

That is definitely exactly how you should think about that.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

More Cthulhus?

I'm sure Pendaran will love that!

[Pendaran]

Yes... more....