Ronald McDonald vs Five Nights at Freddy's

[MichaelC]

Having been fired as McDonald's mascot, Ronald gets a job as a night security guard at Freddy's. Can he survive the week?

[The Chou Lives]

Ronald has had serious meme powers over the years. Besides mere mortals can survive 5 nights for a while.

[Stigmazilla]

Watching an episode of the Wacky adventures of Ronald McDonald, and he has some crazy powers. He inflated a hamburger with an air pump to be big enough for him and five other people to hide in, to convince a T Rex to eat them. He also built a stone wall fast enough to use it to hide from some knights who were riding by, and summoned horses from no where. He had magic shoes which allowed him to change gravity to allow him and his friends to walk on a wall. He also had a button on his shirt which he could take off and use to power a time machine. He also stepped off a cliff accidentally noticed what he did, and walk on air back to land. Ronald McDonald pulled a poster of a door out of his bag, unrolled it, used it as a normal door, in the middle of the air, to send a bear that was chasing him away, (inside the door was only darkness), before rolling up the door again.

[Alan2099]

Even in the old commercials, he was shown to ahve some degree of super speed, off screen teleportation, could pul objects out of thin air, and was able to fly.

... I kinda want a McDonald's Hamburger now.

[The Chou Lives]

Even in the old commercials, he was shown to ahve some degree of super speed, off screen teleportation, could pul objects out of thin air, and was able to fly.

... I kinda want a McDonald's Hamburger now.

Be sure to get that Big Mac or else.

https://youtu.be/yCT0NlzDtNs