Homer Simpson as King Kong vs. Homer Simpson as Paul Bunyan

[Cyke]

Battlefield: Downtown Springfield. Standard rules, everything in town is fair game, though Springfield's been evacuated. Bunyan does not get giant his axe or his trusty friend Babe the Blue Ox. Who wins?

King Homer:


Paul Bunyan:


(Marge for scale)

[Iron_Twister]

I'm pretty sure Homer-Bunyan might win if we take the Hobo storyteller's high points about the character...Like how he fought Rodan.

And he did grab a comet that went right into his pants like it was a hot potato than...Well, a comet.

[The Dog]

Homer-Bunyan's height is inconsistent, but at his biggest he's as tall as a mountain with feet the size of a lake, not to mention he carries a double-headed woodman's ax that is the perfect size for him.

So if we take him at his biggest, then he literally stomps Kong with ease.

[The Chou Lives]

Homer Bunyan is way bigger in scale over all.

[Cyke]

Homer-Bunyan's height is inconsistent, but at his biggest he's as tall as a mountain with feet the size of a lake, not to mention he carries a double-headed woodman's ax that is the perfect size for him.

So if we take him at his biggest, then he literally stomps Kong with ease.

No axe, no ox, per OP.

Homer Bunyan is way bigger in scale over all.

Since, by Lisa's calculations, Homer Bunyan's height is all over the place, for this fight let's say that he's the height in his picture -- he may be bigger than Homer Kong, but not by much if Marge is the constant (and she's always the constant).