Make two choices to be your defenders.
The other seven are coming to kill you.
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Conditions: you are holed up, weaponless, in a decrepit abandoned shack while your defenders are outside. Open grassland terrain, ankle high. The enemy starts out one hundred yards away, evenly distributed on all sides.
Addendum: for the man, assume an elephant gun, plenty of ammo (he still has to reload), and is a professional hunter and marksman.