Like it says, you choose two magic pills to swallow.

Plot gods use random selection if you say, "no thanks."

Take-Two-Pills.jpg

Notes:

(1) Followers as a popular celebrity. They will subscribe to your Twitter, maybe buy your books and merchandise, etc.

(2) All taxes have already been paid, fully legal.

(3) All the legal problems are magically ironed out here. The resurrected person is healthy, though not de-aged, and remembers nothing about the other side.

(4) You get a week to make preparations, as much equipment as you can fit into a large backpack (if desired), and then you're off. Return trip included if desired.

(5) What it says.

(6) You may choose fluency in computer languages.

(7) Real world skills, so no Sinanju or summoning the Crimson Bands or whatnot.

(8) Brad Pitt level fame. Doesn't automatically give you followers, btw, but will probably open doors, get you invitations, press attention, etc.

(9) What it says.