Thoughts from my Toilet ....

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Usually during the days I'm off I stroll to my royal chamber and sit down upon my throne. My loyal toilet has never let me down and allows me to contemplate life and its mysteries. All while relaxing with a nice smooth melody while I unleash , the beast. Or release that foul demon !




Things go through my mind as i sit there....


- What is the Secret of life ? Is it as Curly said in City Slickers ? I mean he did say it was 1 thing. Was he referring to a #1 that your taking then and there ? Because it would make sense in a way folks. The accomplishment you feel is pretty good.




- Is there aliens out there ? I been watching a lot of current events and it seems the Pentagon and more have revealed finally there are aliens. They have ships not of this Earth and are out there. My biggest question is ... do they have good toilets on those ships ? How well do they work ? Do they use toilet paper on those ships ? Because the worst thing is the thought its like Demolition Man and the shells idea.

Yes folks , these are just some of my thoughts while on the toilet. What of you all ?

[Iron Maiden]

I misunderstood your topic. I thought perhaps you had a sentient toilet that imparted it's thoughts to you.

[BeastieRunner]

I misunderstood your topic. I thought perhaps you had a sentient toilet that imparted it's thoughts to you.

Glad I wasn't the only one!

[GOLGO 13]

I misunderstood your topic. I thought perhaps you had a sentient toilet that imparted it's thoughts to you.

Is this the tpb version of the Frank Miller memoirs?

[MyriVerse]

I misunderstood your topic. I thought perhaps you had a sentient toilet that imparted it's thoughts to you.

My toilet won't stop spouting off unless I play with it.

[Phoenixx9]

I misunderstood your topic. I thought perhaps you had a sentient toilet that imparted it's thoughts to you.

I won't touch this topic, even with T.P.!