The plot gods have decided to yoink the souls out of Joffrey and tv Stormfront and put them in each other's bodies. For Stormfront this happens more or less right now, but with a bit of leeway for it to happen in private. For Joffrey this happens the night after he has Ned Stark's head chopped off, in the privacy of his bedroom. Both are given letters with a broad description of who they are now and of their worlds. What happens now?