Describe Your Team

[Shellhead]

Use this random noun generator, which is set to a default of four nouns:

http://www.desiquintans.com/articles/noungenerator.php

Those four nouns are the names of your new black ops team or super team. Describe each team member. For a real challenge, try to use the first four that you get.

I got: Carry, Scholar, Squirrel, Vision

Carry - Former competitive weightlifter, still able to clean and jerk 200 kg. She is also an expert at handling demolitions and served in the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.

Scholar - Fluent in multiple languages, Scholar has friends in low places in a variety of hot spots around the world. His teammates suspect that he is former or even current CIA, and he calls the shots on the missions.

Squirrel - Although he calls himself a procurement specialist, Squirrel is a career criminal who has been in and out of Fort Leavenworth multiple times. His skill set includes hacking, surveillance, lockpicking, sleight of hand tricks, and forgery.

Vision - Deadly sniper who likes to customize his rifles.

[Beadle]

Jelly: The munitions and explosives expert of the team, Jelly has an array of options for making things suddenly and conveniently disappear in a cloud of smoke. I really don’t think you’re ready for this Jelly.

Lathe: Able to cut you down in an instant, the sniper of the team revels in simply using a spinning barrel of hot metal; albeit one fired at 3000 feet per second; to cut away rough edges smoothly and efficiently.

Pace: A specialist in comms, surveillance, lock-picking and transportation, Pace will either get you to hear or he’ll get you to there. Either way, it’ll be fast. No messing.

Satisfaction: Always liking it up close and personal, the deadly Satisfaction’s mastery of all types of blades means she’s the one to call if you need someone taking out silently. She’s unlikely to challenge you to a fair duel, but nevertheless she always demands satisfaction.

[Güicho]

Missile - Essentially a human missile.
Murder - Guy in a reaper slasher theme.
Postfix - ?
Wasp

The first two seem self explanatory.
I honestly never heard the word Postfix?
I guess he can go around making bad puns off "fixing" other characters.
Breaks Spidey's leg - " ...you've been Spider-Mangled!"

[The MunchKING]

I dunno, this sounds more like a wacky heist-movie crime team to me.

Accord -- the face, the guy with the plan who makes all the deals
Hay -- While he LOOKS like a bumbling yokel just off the farm, he's secretly the gadget guy and a super genius.
Mutt -- He's the muscle. He may not be pretty but he's tough and loyal, like his namesake.
Product -- The Stealth expert, his name comes from all the gizmos he has to do the subtle infiltrations.

[Stigmazilla]

Fund - the leader and founder of the team, a billionaire. Her great wealth has created the team, and provided all the nessisary equipment and bases.
Jumpsuit- has a mechanized suit allowing him to have super human stats particularly rocket enhanced jumps.
Laugh - a telepath capable of making people fall into irrational laughter.
Past - a time traveler who summons things from the past to use in combat. Everything from a charging wooly rhino to a volley of arrows from Agincourt.

[Riv86672]

This is what I got my first time clicking so went w. it...:

Gamma Ray - Can produce every stage of a nuclear explosion at Will. Flashes of light 1000x brighter than lightning, heat radiation that can be felt 8.68 miles away, x-ray pulses lethal up to ray pulses are lethal up to 1.86 miles away, a fireball that can turn a person to ash up to 6.2 miles away, a spreading wave of radiation than can reach up to 9.3 miles. Physically, is a man in his mid twenties who engages in intense regular exercise. Has no memory of his life prior to waking up in and escaping from govt. custody already in possession of his powers.

Pursuit - Can locate and track any type of object or life form, even across light years of distance and through interstellar space. Physically, is a man in his early thirties who engages in moderate regular exercise. Owned a food truck and was an accomplished chef prior to receiving his powers.

Satin - Can manipulate any sort of material (cotton, plastic, leather, wool, etc.) or type, and textiles/cloth, a flexible material consisting of a network of natural or artificial fibres formed by weaving, knitting, crocheting, knotting, or felting. Physically, is a man in his nineties who isn’t too old to kick your ass, so show some respect. Is a retired tailor who’s power is an inherited family trait.

Understatement - Can absorb any other superpower regardless of origin, via physical contact, but only at half that of the person who’s powers are being absorbed. The person being absorbed retains their full power during this process. Effects last 30 minutes. Physically, is a woman in her late thirties who engages in intense regular exercise. She also has Emergency medical technician training acquired prior to receiving her powers.

[Tami]

Pathogenesis: A Doctor with the power to create, control, and manipulate diseases. At times on the verge of a nervous breakdown from the stress induced by having such an ability.
Snowman: A Meteorologist with the ability to predict (innately) and control the weather. Has a fondness for winter, actually more like an obsession.
Tonic: A Pharmacist with the power to induce feelings of well-being as well as the power to invigorate or energize a person. Also has a drinking problem.
Washtub: A Fashion Designer with the power to control dirt and other stain causing substances. Has Automysophobia, fear of being dirty. However, even seeing others wearing dirty clothes can set him off.

Are they heroes? Are they villains? Are they in serious need of therapy?

[MrSandman]

Dilapidation: Homeless Bum with the power to bring anything to ruin. Machines break, materials decay, food rots. Can also ruin more metaphysical concepts like ideas, plans, relationships. Lives in a broken box on the side a very under repaired road.
Establishment: Businessman who can create hive minds from any number of living things and exercise absolute control over them through verbal or mental command. Runs a successful multi billion dollor enterprise.
Industrialisation: Engineer with a photographic memory that can build anything, and imprint that knowledge to anyone with a conscious mind so they can do so as well. Operates the factories and tech companies under Establishment.
Violation: Lady thief with the ability to ignore any law that would directly affect her. This ranges from the mundane laws of man to the cosmic laws of the universe itself. Humans observing her breaking a law will be unable to act in opposition, as it simply doesn't register as wrong even if it should be. Because the law of gravity cannot act upon her she is free to move however she wishes, and so on.