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    Default Aragorn and Friends vs. MCU Captain America

    Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Faramir, Boromir, and Eomer (movie versions) confront Captain America (pre-IW) in Theoden's throne room. Who wins?

    Round 1: Everyone has their standard weapons, Cap has his shield.

    Round 2: H2H only, no weapons or shield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supergoblin64 View Post
    Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Faramir, Boromir, and Eomer (movie versions) confront Captain America (pre-IW) in Theoden's throne room. Who wins?

    Round 1: Everyone has their standard weapons, Cap has his shield.

    Round 2: H2H only, no weapons or shield.
    In HtH, he casually shreds all of them.

    Armed... Legolas, once you add Hobbit stupidity, can probably keep him pretty pinned down, allowing the others to flank and kill. If this was Legolas from just the LotR series, I'd probably still give the win to Cap, but he gets pretty superhuman in the Hobbit nonsense.
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    Yeah...it was pretty hilarious in The Desolation of Smaug how after fighting Bolg Legolas was just staring at his slightly bloody nose, in total disbelief that anyone could so much as scratch him.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uMkrxTLeM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harbinger19 View Post
    Yeah...it was pretty hilarious in The Desolation of Smaug how after fighting Bolg Legolas was just staring at his slightly bloody nose, in total disbelief that anyone could so much as scratch him.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uMkrxTLeM

    Guy’s used to running through movie Middle-earth like he’s doing a no damage run in Dynasty Warriors.
    I was just thinking that, if modern age Elves can do that, that little detachment Elron sent to Helm's Deep should have killed the entire Orc army without breaking a sweat. Instead of dying like bitches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    I was just thinking that, if modern age Elves can do that, that little detachment Elron sent to Helm's Deep should have killed the entire Orc army without breaking a sweat. Instead of dying like bitches.
    Didn't a bunch of them get exploded?
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    I was just thinking that, if modern age Elves can do that, that little detachment Elron sent to Helm's Deep should have killed the entire Orc army without breaking a sweat. Instead of dying like bitches.
    They were really outnumbered and got exploded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harbinger19 View Post
    Yeah...it was pretty hilarious in The Desolation of Smaug how after fighting Bolg Legolas was just staring at his slightly bloody nose, in total disbelief that anyone could so much as scratch him.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uMkrxTLeM

    Guy’s used to running through movie Middle-earth like he’s doing a no damage run in Dynasty Warriors.
    i forget, why didn't he arrow them to death there? did he run out lol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    I was just thinking that, if modern age Elves can do that, that little detachment Elron sent to Helm's Deep should have killed the entire Orc army without breaking a sweat. Instead of dying like bitches.
    Probably. The Galadhrim should have been a cut above Legolas at least. Galadriel basically says “Lol, here’s a REAL bow and arrow, cous’.”

    Though in the book Haldir mentions that their strength lies in secrecy rather than open warfare. I enjoy the LOTR movies well enough but they frequently butcher Tolkien’s excellent depiction of military action because DRAMA.
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