Two Androids walk into a bar...

With a bunch of kids. Only problem is that its the Khazan Bar, and the only table with the necessary number of seats, is the table that Kratos and Atreus are sitting at.

Atreus asks them to make themselves comfortable, and things start off from there.

How does this go?

I'm thinking Mother will kick off with "are you Atheists?"

And Kratos goes, "No. Gods exist. I know this as surely as you are in front of me."

"But how can you believe in that which you cannot touch, see, or smell?"

"Because I did not only touch, see, or smell them."

"Then how did you experience them?"

"I killed them all."