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    Default How about : Dukes of Hazzard reimagined as a horror film?

    No way them Dukes can look like heroes with a confederate flag on their car. How about a horror film a la wrong turn, deliverance, get out etc where the boys do plenty of harm. They don't take kindly to outsiders, do awful stuff with Daisy and arrow related homicides.
    Your ideas and thoughts on this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyO'Brien View Post
    No way them Dukes can look like heroes with a confederate flag on their car. How about a horror film a la wrong turn, deliverance, get out etc where the boys do plenty of harm. They don't take kindly to outsiders, do awful stuff with Daisy and arrow related homicides.
    Your ideas and thoughts on this?
    Or they could just lose the Confederate flag, call the car something else and the problem would be solved. But we've already had Dark Fantasy Island (twice actually). Clearly, Hollywood is desperate enough and bereft of ideas enough that they might try something like this.
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    That is an absolutely horrible idea.

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    The general Lee could be like duel or death proof. Just when the survivors think they're safe a flaming car honking Dixie makes an impossible jump crashing down on them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    That is an absolutely horrible idea.
    Yeah, though it does seem like something MonkeyPaw Productions would consider as a horror comedy. However, I think Bo and Luke would make better comic heroes completely compromised by their overconfidence in their own intelligence, bravery and competence against some horrific monsters rather than being actual villains themselves.

    Still, in that sense, I'd rather see another Tucker and Dale movie.

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    Or they could be the brave heroes of the south, freeing their dear dixieland from the grasp of evil yankees.

    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starter Set View Post
    Or they could be the brave heroes of the south, freeing their dear dixieland from the grasp of evil yankees.

    What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyO'Brien View Post
    The general Lee could be like duel or death proof. Just when the survivors think they're safe a flaming car honking Dixie makes an impossible jump crashing down on them...
    Just to get it of the way: Changing the name and taking the flag off the Dodge makes it not even worth it. So, def. against that idea.
    A haunted car, though, that might be an interesting take. The Dukes would be as afraid of it as the bad guys. There’s potential there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riv86672 View Post
    Just to get it of the way: Changing the name and taking the flag off the Dodge makes it not even worth it. So, def. against that idea.
    A haunted car, though, that might be an interesting take. The Dukes would be as afraid of it as the bad guys. There’s potential there.
    Metaphor for a rural family forced to face what their "heritage" actually means?

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    Who would go see it, though? Who's the audience? Movies cost money and need to make it back plus profit.

    It might be interesting to have the main characters be strangers passing through that somehow end up trapped in Hazzard County from the show. They are caught up in what would be to them terrifying situations with these brothers as agents of chaos in a town where everyone just seems insane and nothing ever changes no matter how much madness and destruction goes on every day. People in the town never die, grow old or remain seriously injure from all the "shenanigans" but the main characters are from the real world, and if something happens to them, it doesn't heal up in the next episode.
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    Take out all of the confederate stuff. Maybe.

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    By the way, it's only 45 years til the 1000 maniacs wake up again.

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    I can just see the logline "the south will rise again"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyO'Brien View Post
    No way them Dukes can look like heroes with a confederate flag on their car. How about a horror film a la wrong turn, deliverance, get out etc where the boys do plenty of harm. They don't take kindly to outsiders, do awful stuff with Daisy and arrow related homicides.
    Your ideas and thoughts on this?
    No thanks. There's too much of this already going on in real life.
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    What ever happened to them just being good ol' boys, never meaning no harm?

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