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    Default Yuri (muscles are magic) becomes the new DADA teacher at Hogwarts.

    while i was away, i read a short but deliciously awesome manga about a guy named yuri who trains in a forest for 10 years. after this, he becomes buff. so buff in fact that he is immune to most, if not all magic of his world.

    how does he fair as the new defense against the dark arts teacher at hogwarts?

    some feats off the top of my head:

    basic magic like fireballs and such bounces off his body.

    he can "fly" by jumping up, then jumping again off the air.

    he can attack from long range by, in his own words, "punch faster than light so that his punches catch on fire".

    containment spells don't work on him as he just flexes his muscles and breaks them easily.

    he is immune to poisons because he drips raw poison into his eyes so his eye muscles become stronger.

    there are more but i'll get to them later.



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    Well, I can't comment on how he does, but I can comment on what Manga I am reading next.

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    You know, it has been awhile since we made Draco suffer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy1 View Post
    You know, it has been awhile since we made Draco suffer.
    well, yuri wouldn't make draco suffer. he would just make him work out until he was buff like him.

    hmmmm swole harry vs. voldemort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    well, yuri wouldn't make draco suffer. he would just make him work out until he was buff like him.

    hmmmm swole harry vs. voldemort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    well, yuri wouldn't make draco suffer. he would just make him work out until he was buff like him.

    hmmmm swole harry vs. voldemort.
    Swoley Potter vs. Swoledemort.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburo View Post
    Well, I can't comment on how he does, but I can comment on what Manga I am reading next.
    it's only 21 chapters. but it's a fun 21 chapters.

    here's some more feats for him.




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    here is a captain of the magical knights, wanting to see just how strong yuri is.





    afterwards, after thanking him for taking his attacks, the captain could barely walk.

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    just as taste of how fast yuri is, here is a fight he had against another wizard in the tournament arc.




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