Mine is a story where Dick Grayson goes to a salon to wax his chest but the place gets attacked by Condiment King.
Turns out he is pansexual and has a food fetish. He likes to cover people in sauces because it makes them sexier (he is also into food play). Dick Grayson has to fight the Condiment King and his henchmen while only wearing a towel.
At the end of the story Condiment King asks for Dick's number and Dick can't quite bring himself to say no, so instead he gives him the number of Matches Malone.