Just Words: Random Quotes, Phrases and Sentences. No Context Allowed

[Cometman]

There will come a day, standing face to face, in a moment we'll be like him.
He will wipe our eyes dry and take us up to his side
And forever we will be his.

[foxley]

Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

[Hilden B. Lade]

Psychopathic pervert monks!

[Doc Omega]

"I warn you, woman, vengeance is among me! And ugly is among you. "

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Hailing frequencies open!

[foxley]

"There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind."

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Let us out! We had to cook our shoes in the dryer and eat them to survive! Now we're bored!"

[WestPhillyPunisher]

The best, or nothing.

[WillieMorgan]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[ExcelsiorPrime]

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune have moons orbiting in both directions.

[Jodoc]

Hmm, she wanted to be normal.

Everyone has a weakness.

[Doc Omega]

"You cut him ! You hurt him! You see? You see? He's not a machine, he's a man, he's a man."

[foxley]

"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."

[Buried Alien]

The only way to not get dirty is to refuse to jump into the pit.

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