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    A bit of a cheap shot at Rick Allen's expense, but it still made me laugh pretty hard.

    "You were pretty decent. Except for being one arm short of a Def Leppard cover group." ~Tal (making fun of the band's lack of a drummer), Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
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    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    From Aliens.

    Hey Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    No, have you?

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    Men in Black

    Overweight cop: If you were half the man I am...

    J: What the hell are you talking about? I *am* half the man that you are!

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    "No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."-The emperor to Shan Yu, Mulan

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    Aragorn on why ppl think there are no dwarf women.

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    "I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls, You little scumbag"-Plettschner(Repo Man)

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    "I'm startin to see why they call you fatman! And it aint cause of yo fat stomach or cause yo wallets fat with cash.. it's 'cause of yo Fat head!' - The Mack

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    "You Rebel scum." - Random Imperial.
    "They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you. My only son." - Jor-El

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacred Knight View Post
    "You Rebel scum." - Random Imperial.
    You scruffy looking nerfherder!

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    Jump to 1:05
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    The Big Lebowski

    Jackie Treehorn Thug (opening a bowling bag to reveal a bowling ball): "What the **** is that?"
    The Dude: "Obviously you're not a golfer."

    Woo (another Jackie Treehorn Thug, after pissing on The Dude's rug): "He looks like a fucking loser."
    The Dude: "Hey, at least I'm housebroken."
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    All About Eve

    Margo Channing: Nice speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cool Thatguy View Post
    Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

    There has never been a burn half as great as that.
    I absolutely concur.

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