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    Default Greatest INSULTS in a movie?

    "I've heard better singing from a mongoose weeth throat cancer!" - Rat with Peter lorre accent . Meet the Feebles

    others?

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    C*ck juggling thunderc*nt.
    — Ryan Reynolds in both Blade 3 and Deadpool

    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
    — Bender in The Breakfast Club

    I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
    — Westley in The Princess Bride

    It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
    — Gny. Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
    — French Guard in Monty Python & The Holy Grail

    You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?
    — Hannibal Lecter in Silence of The Lambs

    Goddamn, you got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off.
    — Smokey in Friday
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    Judge Smails, inviting Ty Webb to play golf:

    Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

    Ty: Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.

    (Caddyshack)

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    "XXXX you Captain, XXXX you very much" - Robert Duvall, Falling Down

    Bully: Hey!
    Dickie Roberts: Hey? Don't you mean "Oink"?
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    "You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!" -- Kevin Spacey, Swimming with Sharks

    "F**k you-- that's my name! You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name." --- Alec Baldwin, Glengary Glen Ross

    "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado." -- TJ Miller, Deadpool
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    "It's true. This man has no dick." - Peter Venkman. Ghostbusters.

    and from Ghostbusters II

    "Not so fast, Vigo! Hey, Vigo! Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby. Anybody tell you the big shoulder look is out? You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a Carpathian would come back to life NOW and choose New York! Tasty pick, BONEHEAD! If you had brain one in that HUGE melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's BEAUTIFUL San Fernando Valley!"

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    From Caddyshack

    "Oh, this your wife? Lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." - Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

    "Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it." - Al Czervik

    "Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." - Al Czervik

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