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    Default Olivier Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

    Swords only. Who wins?

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    Oh dear, this goes extremely poorly for Sokka.

    Quite apart from her much more battle-hardened swordplay, her feats of being able to apparently routinely beat the shit out of Alex Louis Armstrong with impunity and generally being a highly experienced solider, Olivier will probably just intimidate him with a stern look.

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    Just to reinforce the point:

    Ichigo: What even *are* you?!

    Kenpachi: Some say my mother was a train. Some say that I'm a rejected Godzilla monster too strong for the series canon. But everyone says: I'M THE KEEEEENPACHIIIIII!!!!

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    Surprisingly, I think Olivier would come to respect Sokka -- in her own way and on her own terms, of course. Olivier and Sokka have a great deal in common (e.g., both are non-superpowered humans surrounded by superpowered beings and entities). In a story setting, I could see Olivier coming to rely on Sokka -- assuming she hadn't already killed him.

    For reference, Olivier Armstrong managed to bury her sword deep in Sloth's head. The very same Sloth that could shrug off gunfire and tank rounds.

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    I would totally be down for a story where Sokka starts out as a meek new recruit at Fort Briggs but gradually adapts to the harsh climate and the tough culture, while at the same time endearing himself to Olivier and her men through his ingenuity and generally being hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    I would totally be down for a story where Sokka starts out as a meek new recruit at Fort Briggs but gradually adapts to the harsh climate and the tough culture, while at the same time endearing himself to Olivier and her men through his ingenuity and generally being hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    I would totally be down for a story where Sokka starts out as a meek new recruit at Fort Briggs but gradually adapts to the harsh climate and the tough culture, while at the same time endearing himself to Olivier and her men through his ingenuity and generally being hilarious.
    olivier: now, time for the real training. go out and skin a briggs bear with this spoon. and do it in 10 minutes!

    sokka: what the hell!? someone help me!

    starlord: don't look at me. i'm just her husband. even she won't listen to me.

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    Sokka should not get underestimated, he is a super human weapons fighter just like Olivier, with a very impressive sword depending on when the fight happens:

    https://gfycat.com/fondrapidamphiuma
    https://gfycat.com/candidacclaimedkillifish
    https://gfycat.com/delightfulpalatablealdabratortoise

    but then again, he is by far the least impressive fighter of the Gaang:


    and more the tactical preperation guy.

    I think Olivier would win the fight, based on beating the shit out of Alex, and her fight with Sloth.
    Last edited by Rightoya; 11-11-2020 at 02:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rightoya View Post
    Sokka shold not get underestimated, he is a super human weapons fighter just like Olivier, with a very impressive sword depending on when the fight happens:

    https://gfycat.com/candidacclaimedkillifish
    https://gfycat.com/delightfulpalatablealdabratortoise

    but then again, he is by far the least impressive fighter of the Gaang:


    and more the tactical preperation guy.

    I think Olivier would win the fight, based on beating the shit out of Alex, and her fight with Sloth.
    I said swords only. The one image you have of him using a sword shows him to be extremely outclassed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Z View Post
    I said swords only. The one image you have of him using a sword shows him to be extremely outclassed.
    There is a feat for the sword in 1 of the gifs, and i would say his durability, reactions, and now by me newly added strength feat still apply to a swords only fight. But you are right that Zuko extremely outclassed Sokka, that is part of my reasoning why i think that Olivier would win the fight.

    Sokka has not all too many swords only feats:

    https://gfycat.com/sneakygrouchyindochinesetiger
    https://gfycat.com/shyportlyfallowdeer
    https://gfycat.com/helplessgrimyfruitfly
    https://gfycat.com/bigheartedminiaturegoshawk
    https://gfycat.com/blankdefensivechinchilla

    that's about it.
    Last edited by Rightoya; 11-11-2020 at 02:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    olivier: now, time for the real training. go out and skin a briggs bear with this spoon. and do it in 10 minutes!

    sokka: what the hell!? someone help me!

    starlord: don't look at me. i'm just her husband. even she won't listen to me.
    *10 minutes later Sokka walks sheepishly up to Olivier with a bear walking by his side*

    Olivier: ...explain.

    Sokka: Well, for various normal person reasons I wasn't able to skin him so we became best friends instead. And to make up for not completing my task I've put together some idea for steampunk weaponry for Codlesworth here. *pulls out schematics for a steampunk bear armor*

    Olivier: ...Codlesworth?

    Sokka: Yeah, I had to call him something.

    Olivier: ...I am conflicted. You've clearly failed the task, but I do like the idea of having a bear in my crew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rightoya View Post
    There is a feat for the sword in 1 of the gifs, and i would say his durability, reactions, and now by me newly added strength feat still apply to a swords only fight. But you are right that Zuko extremely outclassed Sokka, that is part of my reasoning why i think that Olivier would win the fight.

    Sokka has not all too many swords only feats:

    https://gfycat.com/sneakygrouchyindochinesetiger
    https://gfycat.com/shyportlyfallowdeer
    https://gfycat.com/helplessgrimyfruitfly
    https://gfycat.com/bigheartedminiaturegoshawk
    https://gfycat.com/blankdefensivechinchilla

    that's about it.
    Problem is, his style of sword fighting is... not gonna play very well into Olivier. The strength disparity is also pretty severe, so if Sokka tries to block? She'll overpower him.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    *10 minutes later Sokka walks sheepishly up to Olivier with a bear walking by his side*

    Olivier: ...explain.

    Sokka: Well, for various normal person reasons I wasn't able to skin him so we became best friends instead. And to make up for not completing my task I've put together some idea for steampunk weaponry for Codlesworth here. *pulls out schematics for a steampunk bear armor*

    Olivier: ...Codlesworth?

    Sokka: Yeah, I had to call him something.

    Olivier: ...I am conflicted. You've clearly failed the task, but I do like the idea of having a bear in my crew.
    starlord: trust me, dear. having wildlife on your crew.......isn't a bad thing.

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