Inspired by another thread.
An assembled team of these cinematic heroes: John McClane, John Rambo, John Matrix, Dutch Schaefer, Indiana Jones, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh, Dominic Toretto, Hobbs, Deckard Shaw, The Punisher (any live-action), all cinematic versions of James Bond, Ellen Ripley, Kyle Reese, The Terminator, Robocop, Judge Dredd (either Sylvester Stallone or Karl Urban), John Spartan (Demolition Man), Luc Deveraux (Universal Soldier), Frank Martin, RED, Ethan Hunt, The Expendables, Jason Bourne, Aaron Cross, Jamie Braddock, John Wick, Rama (The Raid), Wesley Gibson (Wanted), Smith from Shoot Em Up, Rooster Cogburn, the Man With No Name, Matthew Quigley, and Neo from the Matrix all team up against every Minions from Despicable Me.
Round 1: Trap, capture, or incapacitate 1-5.
Round 2: Same as above, with all of them.
Round 3: Kill at least 1-5 of them.
Round 4: Same as above, but with ALL the Minions.
Both sides get prep.
The Minions do not get their purple serum.
If the first team wins, then one of them gets a purple serum for a bonus round.
How would each characters fare.
How would they all do?
They can get their respective allies from their films if they need (ex: John Connor and Sarah Connor for the Terminator or Kyle Reese, the rest of the crew for Dominic Torretto, Ethan Hunt's buddies from IMF).