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  1. 12-03-2020, 06:35 PM #1
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    Default Kingpin vs Jaws

    MC Duncan Kingpin vs Jaws from the Bond movies
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    ...aww.

    I was really hoping for it to be Wilson Fisk taking on the famous shark.
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  3. 12-04-2020, 01:42 AM #3
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    I think MC Duncan (and yes, I know who we’re actually talking about), sounds like an awkward Scottish rapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    ...aww.

    I was really hoping for it to be Wilson Fisk taking on the famous shark.
    I now realised that we are talking about the Fisk from the Daredevil movie. Still no shark though.

    As for the fight, Kingpin is a better fighter and faster while I think that Jaws is tougher and possibly stronger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    I think MC Duncan (and yes, I know who we’re actually talking about), sounds like an awkward Scottish rapper.
    If you have Amazon Prime, you might enjoy watching Get Duked! It's a comedy/horror movie that includes a teenage rapper lost in the Scottish highlands.
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    Jaws no-sells everything Duncan-Kingpin throws at him. He demolishes Duncan-Kingpin once he gets his hands on him.
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    I thought it was the shark Jaws.
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    So we’ve established this fight is about a Scottish rapper (who’s possibly in a bowling team to get the name Kingpin) vs a shark.

    Sounds fair.
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    This is a massive stomp - Jaws survives falling off cliffs, falling from orbit, being on a cable car that smashes through concrete and it's own operating machinery, etc. Duncan can't hurt him at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    This is a massive stomp - Jaws survives falling off cliffs, falling from orbit, being on a cable car that smashes through concrete and it's own operating machinery, etc. Duncan can't hurt him at all.
    I would add that Jaws’ girlfriend also survived that fall from orbit, IIRC.

    So lord knows what their kids would be like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    I would add that Jaws’ girlfriend also survived that fall from orbit, IIRC.

    So lord knows what their kids would be like.
    Tall, nigh-indestructible, and superstrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    Tall, nigh-indestructible, and superstrong.

    ... I think we found The Tick's parents.
    Headcanon accepted.
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    Jaws kicks Fisk in the front of the knees just to irritate Sharpe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiromi View Post
    Jaws kicks Fisk in the front of the knees just to irritate Sharpe
    -_-

    You pique my ire...

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