The MunchKing Stratagy
Kaiju for Life-u
Time for Monkeying Around
Sun Wukong (The Monkey King Trilogy) 10
Have You seen my New TIE?:
Darth Vader (Star Wars) 5
-- Xilien Mothership w/ Monsters (Godzilla: Final Wars) 10
Rita Their Rights!:
Rita Repulsa (MMPR) 7
--Sentinel(X-Men: DoFP) 7
-- Box of Gavrok (Buffyverse) 7
It's So Evil Being Green
Tommy Oliver (Power Rangers) 4
-- Radioactive Spider Bite (Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy) 6
-- Captain America's Vibranium Shield (MCU) 2
All Serpents Great and Small
Basilisk (Harry Potter) 9
-- Enlarged by Rita Repulsa's Wand (Power Rangers) 8
Master of Mortars
Magneto (X-Men Movies: Young) 8
-- Star Blade(Smallville) 9
-- Real World Gun of Choice (Real World) 1
-- Emotional Duplication (Misfits) 10
Termination of ALL Life Forms
T-800 (Terminator Movies) 2
-- Plastic Gun w/ Mutant CureDarts (X-Men: The Last Stand) 3
-- Pistol with Adamantium Bullets (X-Men Movies) 4
-- Darkest Timeline Paintball Gun(Community) 5
Ain't No Party Like a Godzilla Party!
Godzilla(2000) 9
-- House Party Protocol Iron Man Armours[(MCU) 9
— J.A.R.V.I.S. (MCU) 2
Vs.
Team Substitute
Sylar (Heroes) 7 Ambrosia (Xena: Warrior Princess) 9, Time Stone (MCU) 9
Eli (Heroes) 5 Vest of the Corsican Brothers (Warehouse 13) 7
Emma Frost (X-Men Movies) 5[ MITRE Headset (Doctor Who) 9
Barbas (Charmed) 6[Reality Stone (MCU) 9
Paige Halliwell (Charmed) 4Book of Shadow (Charmed) 6, Blood of Charmed Ones (Charmed) 7, Phoenix Charm (Warehouse 13) 6
Captain Marvel (MCU) 10, Absorption of Godspeed Tachyons (Flash) 9, Magneto’s Psychic Resistant Helmet (X-Men Movies: Young) 5
Charlie (Firestarter) 6 Power Tripling Potion (Charmed) 9, Centipede Serum (MCU) 5, Terrigenesis upgrade, Daisy (MCU) 5
Because Team positions list “inside Hogwarts” first and “With Voledemort” second, I’m assuming the first listed team (mine) starts in Hogwarts, and the second listed one (Siriel’s) starts with Voledemort.
Now for some backstory. On the way to the match, Magneto had been thinking about this Voledemort character. A Racist, classist, elitist, who killed people and allow his followers to torture them for just being ‘the wrong kind of people’. He’d dealt with people like that before. The more he thought about it, the more obvious the Nazi parallels became, and the more his blood boiled. His powers activated and Nazi-Hating Magneto joined the party.
Then he got to the battle site and he saw the castle’s defenders. A few adults, but mostly children set up to be hunted and killed for the sole crime of daring to resist the Evil Nazi wizards. He fell a feeling whelming up inside him that he usually had only felt for the oppressed mutants of his world, the urge to protect them. He would save these children keep them from suffering as he and his people had at the hands of racists and fascists. They would know what it was like to have the Master of Magnetism on their side, and they would survive. His powers flared again. Benevolent Protector Magneto has joined the party!
Then… The shields drop. The enemy spells will start shelling the castle. It’s Time For Battle!!
BP Magneto grabs a bunch of metal from around Hogwarts, and puts up a forcefield like he did in Apocalypse. The metal starts jumping in front of the spells raining down on the battlefield.
The Xilen mothership, being 1 kilometer diameter of tech and monsters starts failing under the heavy magical interference. Darth Vader does the wise thing and tries to jettison the monster on his enemies before evacuating the ship.
However, NH Magneto sees this big ball of metal falling out of the sky and he comes up with a brilliant idea. He brings it over as it’s crashing so it crashes onto his his enemies and squashes them under all that metal. While that SHOULD kill everyone on Siriel’s team, even those that find it hard to die, like a Xenaverse god ought to find it impossible to move under all those kilotons of metal. Also since it’s not a direct attack, just gravity dropping a whole lot of metal on the battlefield, the Corsican Bros Vest shouldn’t transfer the damage to NH magneto or anything.
A stray bombardment shot from the Death eaters hits Godzilla, who responds by nuking the whole cliffside the other team starts on with his Atomic Breath. This too should melt a good amount of their team, but with a greater chance of backlash from the vest. Then he stomps on over there to make sure whoever DARED to strike the King of Monsters is good and dead.
The Basilisk, recognizing his homeland, goes back to the woods, looking at all the stuff along the way. As a side effect this should rout all the Potterverse giant spiders, as they hated and feared the Basilisk above all else, and now it’s back and Giant Size. However since it’s going and looking at the enemy team, and spraying its poison all over them, that should kill them. Also I’ll point out in the book the Basilisk was still deadly five years later, so even if the vest does a revenge kill, the basilisk can still rack up a post-humous kill count,
The OG Magneto can give the Palak to Sun Wukong, thus granting him the one thing he needs to beat Captain Marvel in a 1 v 1. Speed. With his shadow clones and shapeshifting the now Superman speed Sun Wukong should easily baffle her for long enough to land a decisive blow,.
When it comes to Barbas, do you know who else can teleport, has a magic suit that lets him hit people he couldn’t normally and has no fear (Partially because he’s a massive Gary Stu, and partially because Rita removed that part of his brain when she brainwashed him)? That’s right, The Green Ranger! Tommy can warp around the battlefield chasing Barbas down until he can land a blow with the ranger’s magical weapons. He was pretty good at stealing and smashing up the Power Rangers’ stuff, so he’ll try to grab the Reality Stone as soon as there’s an opening. Also he can sense stuff with not only his PR Protag powers, but the spider powers. So he should have a good idea of where he needs to go to catch dude. Also I will point out that most of my teams fears are big Cosmic Entities that if they show up will wreck havoc on everyone not just my team.
Rita doesn’t particularly care about saving Hogwarts, but she knows better than to mess with Magneto when he’s in one of these moods. She’ll just use her powers to make the Gavorok box a monster, and make it grow. Then she can teleport it off to crush. Those puny Power Rangers! I mean Team Substitute. Specifically we’ll start with Charlie, as it takes a LOT of firepower to drop a PR monster, much less 50 billion of them.
Emma could be REALLY obnoxious if she manages to evade the area attacks, Fortunately I believe the Miter helmet is tech, and I happen to have some tech that was shown to work well around magic. Iron Man’s various suits worked just fine around Dr Strange without any sort of error. So they grab T-800s timeline crossing Paintball gun and go light up Emma Frost. In the event that doesn’t work I will point out that Magneto about ripped her diamond form head off the time they fought in Russia, and Emma can’t use her telepathy while she’s diamond form. So, OG Magneto can grab some of the metal lying around and break Emma. His helmet stops her telepathy, and if she’s not in diamond form, she’s not that tough, so she’ll be even easier for him to kill.
I’’ll point out that all my dudes are experienced fighters, and once the situation inevitably changes, they can move on from one plan to the next, taking out all targets to the best of their abilities.