My 2021 New Years Resolutions !

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Hey EVERYBODY .... its been awhile. Been a long while since I decided to grace you with a thread of utter damn brilliance and such greatness it would echo through CBR history. Yes your welcome for this now. I just wanted to tell you all Happy New Year 2021. A year we all need new years resolutions. Unless your Calvin...





So I sit down and decided to discuss my resolutions. I mean what could I possibly change for 2021. Lets see....



- EAT MORE JUNK FOOD : Its clear I really didn't eat a lot of junk food due to pandemic. A lot of places were closed or had drive thru going which I'm not a fan of. I prefer to watch myself in McDonald's wolf down that Big Mac all while they play Fox News on TV. Yes I want the grease and to see Fox News detailing what dastardly scheme Hunter Biden did today !


- Watch More Porn : I really slacked on this one due to work. A lot of us need to get those numbers up as Matthew McConaghey said in Wolf of Wallstreet.





- Smoke More Cigarettes/Cigars : I never smoked in 2020. Not even a cigar which I'd smoke on occasion in years past. Its clear I failed here and plan on a 2-4 pack a day habit in 2021. Even when I'm not carrying any I plan to be with friends who smoke and snap my finger like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys and go "Smokes."



- Drink More Beer : I drank some Hard Lemonade in 2020 on occasion (twice in winter) but its clear I need to start drinking massively. I plan to start my days drinking a few beers , some liquor at home and more . My breakfast of champions will be cereal and beer !


- Start Taking Steroids : Only losers hit the Gym. I plan to start taking plenty of steroids and HGH. I mean the hard stuff. Horse and bear **** mixed in to become a pure insane animal without having to hit weights. That way I can always be ripped....and on edge !

That way if someone cuts me off in traffic I can do this....




Hopefully my 2021 goes as well as planned with this. Course finding those type of steroids and all will be hard I'm sure. But these are my New Years Resolutions ! What are yours people ?

[Tami]

Work harder, which I am already starting to miss the mark.

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Write a book. That’s always been a dream.

[C_Miller]

My wife and I bought a collapsible exercise bike, so I'm going to try and finally get in shape. I'm starting to feel some of the negative effects from being overweight, which I have been since I was a child. I know that's a cliche one, but I think this has to be the year it sticks.

I'm also learning French. I've always wanted to learn it, but my parents pushed me towards Spanish in Middle School because it was more useful. So I downloaded Duolingo and I have done lessons the past 3 days for 20 minutes. Not really getting anywhere yet, but it's only be three days.

[seismic-2]

My #1 resolution for 2021 is to keep track of how I spend my time throughout the day, so that I fritter away fewer hours on Internet message bo[DING!!!]

[CJStriker]

~Be On CBR more, I got occupied with RL last year kept me away for to long.

~ Use My time more to the Fullest, achieving my goals with fully utilizing each day.

~ More Sleep, been to many short nights.

Just some for now.

[MajorHoy]

My resolution is the same one I make every year:

* Not to make "New Year's Resolutions"