GO FOR IT, BABE. The Da** Dazzler Appreciaton 2021

[ohsnapulon5000]

Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Back to the Stage, The One TRUE WARRIOR, The Slayer, Strawberry Trickshot, YOUR FAVORITE FIREBALL OF FEROCIOUS FUN!
The DAMN DAZZLER!!
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Alison Blaire is Marvel’s Muse. A mutant with the stunning and often terrifying ability to transmute sound into light. Born a natural and incredibly hard working performer, Dazzler has edged a name for herself in a world where superheroes and scientists are the celebrities, as a tried and true survivor and legend in the entertainment industry. Her music has found and United fans from every corner of the Marvel Universe from hero, to human, and villain alike. Though because of her status as a mutant, her incredible trust, and undeniable inner and outer beauty, our heroine finds herself in more than enough troubles that would shatter other spirits- but possessed of the will to turn her pain and triumphs into music that is canonically loved throughout the world abroad.

Dazzler can do the following tricks especially when she’s wearing her roller skates, which act like her Mjolnir:
Glittery Shimmer clouds of light
Hard light holograms
Funfetti lights
Solid mountain shattering photons
Soft twinkling holiday lights
Searing hot soldering fingernails
Dual tone red and pink light on her face while singing a solo for drama
Light bikini
Laser beams from eyeballs
Laser beams from fingers
Laser beams from basically anywhere on her body
CANNONBALL TRICKSHOT- where she hurls herself at you from high speeds in a crazy hugged up ball of fury!
Laser weaponry
Blood detoxification -CANON
Hypnotic trance inducing lights
Light therapy
Bionurial light massage
Rainbow Road
Barfing raw sound- canon
Searing hot kisses
Changing the color of anything she pleases
INSTANT VAPORIZATION OF OBJECTS
light shields
Hitting high notes in her insane vocal range
Wheelies
Triple axels
High Kicks
Wacking
Boots ten Heels
Stage Gags
Perfect marksmanship
Flawless Splits
Blinding pulsating strobes


She’s the stylish, hip, hero that saves the day with flair, and heart!
The one
The only
Alison Blaire

Also,For New Fans, check out her entire series IN COLOR here: https://comiconlinefree.net/dazzler-1981/issue-1/full

[ohsnapulon5000]

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[ohsnapulon5000]

Also, we are living in the age of roller skating tik toks being mega popular. Marvel, don’t wait to capitalize on this with ya girl.

[Project Initiative Cascada]

Fingers crossed that 2021 will be Ali's comeback year. Like my lord, was her last appearance in that X-Force Krakoa party splash page? And before that she only had a cameo in HoX #5 and a minor awful written appearance in Fallen Angels? I feel like all of that took place even before 2020, so she hasn't appeared in a year!

Here's to hoping she is a part of Jean/Scott's new team and we even get a Dazzler Funko Pop!

[Thievery]

Also, we are living in the age of roller skating tik toks being mega popular. Marvel, don’t wait to capitalize on this with ya girl.

I don't care if roller skating is popular on tik tok or not. Mutant super characters who wear roller skates look foolish. My opinion on roller skates is the only one that matters. So there
Dazzler should just return to her best look. The punk star look that Bendis gave to her.

[ohsnapulon5000]

I don't care if roller skating is popular on tik tok or not. Mutant super characters who wear roller skates look foolish. My opinion on roller skates is the only one that matters. So there
Dazzler should just return to her best look. The punk star look that Bendis gave to her.

Dude, Dazzler’s roller skates are her Mjolnir. Even Dr. Doom knows that you done fucked up if you let this bitch get her roller skates on. Then she’s unstoppable! And personally, I prefer when X-men are portrayed wearing individualized styles more than traditional
Super hero matching colorblocked tights n ****. It denotes that these people are actually people who are more often than not coming out of their real lives to work together to protect, defend, or abolish something.

Dazzler is one of the more illustrious of that sentiment because she’s so damn human. She’s a rock star that’s supposed to look like she just stepped off stage and onto the battlefield at best - but I’ll take her if she looks like the C train was stalled at 34th so she slapped on her skates and hooded it 10 blocks uptown to fight ToyMaker with the FF on her lunch break during a studio session.

[Thievery]

well, I never expected Dazzler's roller skates to be compared to Mjolnir. Good job.
Would you split the difference and give punk rock star the roller skates.
I also like it when the X-Men characters wear individual costumes. The team uniforms make them look like interchangeable jobbers.

Slapping on her roller skates and rolling for ten blocks on her lunch break because she couldn't make it to the battle sounds like a Spider-Man story to me.

[ohsnapulon5000]

Like I honestly believe Dazzler woulda been way more confident during the outback era if she’d been allowed to wear her skates. At least they gave hers motorcycle later...