DRAG RACE UK
EPISODE VIII
"Now I need to work my charm: alright Sister Sister... want a blowie?" ~ A'Whora
The queens come back in the werk room after Tia's elimination. And everyone is in a good humour, without being petty or 'victorious'. A'Whora asks the ominous question "Who should go home next?" and throws out Sister's name, Sister calls out Ellie on coasting; and Lawrence agrees it's in-between. Bimini brings up badges, and... well... they aren't wrong. It's episode 8, if you don't have a win, your chances of winning the crown are pretty slim (RE: non-existent).
IT'S A NEW DAY THE YOU BETTA WERK ROOM...
And in the great tradition of the leeeeegendary documentary "Paris is Burning" (1990) the British library is about to open... official! Because Reading is what? FUNDAMENTAL!!! (I will say no-one slayed, but Sister Sister rightly won).
Sister Sister. Her fat joke about Lawrence was well done, because it was with love and set up to NOT be a fat joke, very clever. Her impression of Bimini was SPOT ON! So impressive. "I would love to see you slip into something long and flow-y... like the Thames!"
Ellie Diamond. Her read of Lawrence was weak, but I did love the electric chair joke for Bimini.
Lawrence Chaney. "Ellie Diamond you're so stupid... you studied for your Covid test!
Tayce. She had a funny reads for Lawrence, and his Ellie read, while not gut busting, was clever, so I liked it.
A'Whora. Her read of Sister was rubbish but THE SHADE of talking about sitting her ass on Tayce's tongue, oh my god!!! I DIED! So so so funny. Tayce was wetting himself, I loved it. WE CAN SAY CONFIRMED
Bimini Bon Boulash. "Sister Sister you have such a kind face... THE KIND YOU THROW BRICKS AT!!!" BWAHAHAHA! I actually think she did so well, her reads of Ellie and Sister were a great 'one-two' off her read of A'Whora.
LOCKDOWN SUPER (S)HEROES!This weeks Maxi challenge is to transforms yourself into a lockdown Super-(s)hero BUT you have to use these mismatched material from a standard lockdown house. Your own hair, shoes and undergarments can be used but the rest needs to be 100% lockdown loot. IT'S AN UNCONVENTIONAL CHALLENGE!!! This was really made famous by Project Runway but Drag Race has embraced it as a challenge; think "Drag On A Dime", "Farm to Runway" or last DragRaceUK's first season with the "Car Boot" challenge; this is complicated material, much of it won't sow, very little it stretch-fabric... it's NOT. EASY! And then Raven stops by!!! RAVEN!!! Love her! And gives some very, very useful make-up tips to Lawrence and Sister.
CATEGORY IS... LOCKDOWN SUPER (S)HEROES
TOOT
Tayse. I loved this, I'm sorry but I did... I thought from the waist up it was so, so chique. The ruffled sleeves, the corset body, the silhouette; it was making brillo pads into genuine fabric. The pussy-cat wig was a perfect choice to accent the huge ruffled shape of the entire look and it morphed shape depending on the arm placement. So good. The panties were an issue, true but a minor one in my opinion. The overall effect was powerful and worked a charm. And she sold it, she looked like Grace Jones. I just hated the white strings at the back.
Ellie Diamond. Do I think this was very well executed, yes. Do I love the candy princess and the plunger used as a candy scepter? Yes. Does this feel like every other silhouette she's done, concept too? Absolutely. There is just no versatility, but she did this so well I have to toot it. And I normally hate asymmetric, but this time I enjoyed it, as a candy princess would be a whole hodge-podge of shapes and materials.
BOOT
Bimini Bon Bloulash. I didn't like this, the colour combo works, but the cheap red tissue paper looked unflattering. The shape was all over the shop and I don't think the bleach blonde hair helped. It just looked so cheap. Very poor execution.
Lawrence Chaney. I thought what she made was, on some level, impressive, as it's not stretch fabric. The bow on her neck was cute, and the lining of orange did 'pop' against the blue. But ultimately this was a swimsuit with a corset and some over sexualised orange feather dusters. It's not terrible, it's not even bad, just... pretty basic and not exciting in the least.
Sister Sister. The idea... has merit. I do like the concept of a face poking out through a huge garden of flowers. But it just didn't have cohesion. I think it was the body suit, had it been tighter and better made, the look would have worked more successfully. A valiant effort, but just not quite there.
RUNWAY TROPHY: A'Whora. STUNNING!!! The giant blue plastic ruffles, shaped in a rosette on either side, with the blue smurf Covid mask (done by Sister in the entrance, but done RIGHT on this runway). The hair and face beat, the shiny effect of the material, the silver round the bodice matching the silver eye-shadow. Blue for the NHS was such a clever treat. It was stunning. The sheer on the top too, ughhhhhh... it was a show stopper. I love a train AND WHEN SHE 'POP'ed the ruffle arms... that was a moment was a moment. Covid Nineteena slayyyyyyyed!
LIPSYNC
Tayce vs. Sister Sister to Jess Glynne's "Don't Be So Hard On Yourself". Love this song, great choice. Tayce is just so beautiful, it's impossible not to look at her. Bouncing along the runway, and arm dancing in those ruffles was amazing. The lean back was super fun, and the shapes her outfit made during the whole performance, morphing from one shape to the next, it's just mesmerizing. She is such a great performer, truly the best we've had in the DragRaceUK. A lipsync ASSASSIN even! Her final spin to a sleep was beautiful, how can you not be enamored? Scene stealing. Oh and Sister... was there. #Rude.
LIPSYNC TROPHY: Tayce.
OVERALL
I love design challenges, I LOVE unconventional materials made into outfits (made famous by Project Runway), so this was an episode I'd adore. True, it won't go down in the her-story books outside of A'Whora's look (and even then...). Considering how many episodes this season have been truly ICONIC, this was just safe! BUT it was still a super fun time, with a super fun cast, and even at it's 'least' exciting.... gurl, it's more interesting than 95% of Season 13. #tea
~ rating: 4 out of 5 [grade: [b]B+[b]]