nyway, theyÂ’re desperate and Moira starts making her demands: it starts with getting rid of the possibility to resurrect Irene and getting Raven out of a position of power. Which makes me goÂ… now you guys are going to go about that? Even if you didnÂ’t want to delete Irene, why is Mystique even in QC to begin with?
But, you know, water under the bridge. Let’s see how those geniuses will go about it. Moira suggests that since there are 2 positions open, they could sell the QC shuffle as a seasonal change, to which Mags reply: “Erased? That’s what you want?” and I honestly don’t know here if the letterer ate a speech balloon or Hickman didn’t revise the text with the art, because its feels super out of order.
Another two pages are spent on art, with Magneto arriving in Island M, where one of the Cerebro cradles is located, while we read some narration boxes where Moira says they canÂ’t control the Five, but they can control the back-ups.
And then another page is spent, showing Charles getting DestinyÂ’s DNA from Sinister, as she explains in more narration boxes that that is also needed. On the last panel, there are some containers where I guess it reads SN3. But I never really bothered with Krakoan (and I feel little dirty for even looking at its alphabet to write this), so feel free to correct me.
And finally we get yet another page in which Moira shows she fears and hates Destiny, in case we hadnÂ’t notice it yet.
Data page 4: Medical report
Yep. Because 3 is not too many!
We get a medical report of Black Tom Cassidy, by Cecilia Reyes. Physically heÂ’s better and stronger than heÂ’s ever been, but psychologically things get trickier: all kinds of tests, including telepathic ones, points out to perfect mental health, but heÂ’s suffering from an increasing number of debilitating psychoses (though he actually likes those weird sensations he gets). They think itÂ’s okay to keep him on duty, though, theyÂ’ll just be observing him. Yet another instance of mutant wisdom.
And IÂ’m suppose to believe they are superior. Right.
Anyway, this might have to do with Warlock. But weÂ’ll get there.
Scene 6:: DougÂ’s marital status
Doug wakes up, gets dressed, drink something and kisses Bei goodbye. She opens her eyes in a weird “I’m-a-villain” way. We learn that Doug leaves Warlock on Krakoan leaves (no pun intended) so he can have some privacy with his wife, I guess. Then he picks his friend up in the morning.
They chat a bit and Warlock is looking more branch-y, like a thinner, techno Groot (which is why I think Krakoa is infecting him and vice-versa).
Anyway, he tells Doug he thinks Bei is scary. Doug replies she’s a little terrifying but he loves her very much. At this point, Krakoa (really, the island) says something and he replies: “Hey, I love you too big guy. And don’t you forget it”.
Considering the last issue of WolverineÂ… I donÂ’t know what to think, but itÂ’s possible Scott and Jean are being out-kinked in the weird-marriage department as well.
Scene 7:: The captains are bullies and buffoons
Speaking of our couple, here comes ScottÂ’s cameo.
Scott goes on a thank-God-itÂ’s-at-least-short incoherent babbling about how heÂ’s older and a victory isnÂ’t a defeat regardless of common sense and how he canÂ’t be an X-Men and remain the chief-protector of their great mutant experimentÂ…
Let me puke a little. Be right back.
Anyway, Exodus is delightful as always, but asks an important question: why donÂ’t you just quit if youÂ’re heart isnÂ’t in it? And Mr. Summers, smiling as always, says anyone can tests his convictions because he was tested in wars and heÂ’s still standing.
(Moves the visor a bit so I can whisper in his ear: thatÂ’s not much of a merit when youÂ’ve been resurrected, my dear, and all of them can be resurrected too).
Xavier asks if Scott thinks itÂ’s really the right time to do it, and Mr. Smiley says itÂ’s perfect, doesnÂ’t offer a reason but assures heÂ’ll still be a Captain, but he canÂ’t me more than that.
Whenever anyone can explain what that second C does, please, feel free. So, he’s out in the world now because he’s an X-Man, so he can’t be the CC. But he can be a C. ‘Cause logic. But we shouldn't be too hard on him, who could have seen it would be difficult to be both an X-Man and the CC when he refused the QC seat and said they were re-forming the X-Men?
What is wrong with his visor?
Anyway, cool, they want Bishop to be the CC, let him have fun with it. It never meant anything for ScottÂ’s character anyway. Crown the new CC and letÂ’s move on, please?
Nope!
Emma has a problem with it *after* Ororo crowns the new CC, because they didnÂ’t ask if the Council was okay with it. And Kwannon is already showing her katana and Magic informs the White Queen katana-telepath will be taking GorgonÂ’s position, then asks if she has a problem with that too.
Erik makes an approving face-saving comment about how the captains are wolves and Kurt - bless his heart - tries to make things civil again and congratulates Bishop.
And at this point, IÂ’m thinking: is that it, then? But noÂ… itÂ’s not.
Because this is Krakoa and everyone is so happy, we lose another whole page with the Captains discussing their “traditions” and how they’re going to get drunk in Madrippor, with the explicit purpose of picking up a fight, as they walk towards the sun.
Ladies and gentlemen: the defenders of Krakoa.