NFL 2021 Off-Season

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Next up... Why Your Team Sucks:the Houston Texans, the team who let Bill O'Brien trade away DeAndre Hopkins, ran J.J. Watt out of town, and alienated DeShaun Watson so he demanded a trade that now seems a lot harder to get someone to give up value for given his blackjack-total of sexual assault accusations. That doesn't even cover the holier-than-thou maniac Jack Easterby to run the front office.


Top Texans quotes:

• Drew Magary: "they went out of their way to piss Watson off, compelled him to demand a trade, refused to trade him when a dozen other teams would have traded their fucking stadiums for him, and then watched as Watson got accused of being a serial sexual predator and became the most radioactive asset in a league where Frank Clark is still employed. You and I have brains and even we’d have no idea what to do in the Texans’ current predicament. So imagine how completely f***ing lost the Texans themselves are. It’s like handing Andrea Yates another child."

• Dylan: "I have at least come around to thinking it’s deeply hilarious that Bob McNair’s failson is getting fleeced by a charlatan minister."

• David: "Watt was legit beloved in Houston. Even by people who did not follow football. He gave back to the community in big ways and small ones. His help after Hurricane Harvey did a lot of good. And the Texans cut him to make way for a “better culture.” In short, the Texans currently have a clueless owner, a religious zealot in charge of the front office, a Patriots clone making roster moves, a head coach who has never been a head coach in 30 years of football, and no stars on the roster. So yeah, they suck."

• Gaston: "We FINALLY got a franchise QB only for it to turn out to be Bill f***ing Cosby."