Thanos faces off against Darkseid in a series of largely improbable contests. They get about 15 minutes of prep time for each category

1) Youtube Makeup Tutorial: They have to create a video for youtube in which they demonstrate makeup techniques on themselves. Whoever gains the most followers/views wins
2) Marksmanship: They are both given an air rifle and have to hit targets. Who would be most successful?
3) Poker: They both have to take part in the World Poker series. Who makes it further?
4) Restauraunteur: They both have to manage and run a restaurant. Who closes down last? Alternatively, who gets the most customers?
5) Director: They have to direct a movie. Let's say they don't bankrupt themselves/scare off producers and their product is going to the silver screen no matter what. Who's movie is more successful? Who makes an actually better movie?
6) Eating contest: They have to do the old hot dog eating contest. Who stacks up the most dogs?
7) Dance: They have to both do their best version of the dance The Twist. Who gains the most acclaim from a panel of judges?