Found a 1986 Marvel Secret Wars coloring book at a charity thrift store. It had a word scramble puzzle "rou sebt drienif si oyu" (Our best frieind is you). It left in an extra "i" ! Hmm, some good work by the editors there...

Then there's those Chinese bootleg cross-eyed Star wars figures. If Luke and Leia had kids they probably would have looked like that!

Others?