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    Miss Piggy vs Johnny Lawrence

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    Most of Piggy's fighting feats are kind of off-screen IIRC, but on the other hand, presentation is high and she's definitely capable of wasting a dude who is otherwise totally incapable of hurting her. Her soak, as far as I can recall, is way beyond Johnny's ability to pierce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Most of Piggy's fighting feats are kind of off-screen IIRC, but on the other hand, presentation is high and she's definitely capable of wasting a dude who is otherwise totally incapable of hurting her. Her soak, as far as I can recall, is way beyond Johnny's ability to pierce.
    Doesn't Miss Piggy also routinely send people flying?
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    I don't think Miss Piggy's feats are mostly offscreen. In the first Muppet movie, she managed to knock back a group attack by thug-rednecks and snapped ropes she was bound in. In Great Muppet Caper, she bends iron bars tosses Peter Ustinov from a truck, and climbs a building. In Muppets Take Manhattan, she hunts down a purse snatcher and takes him by surprise, beating him up. She also routinely sends Muppets flying, chops or kicks guest stars, and does amazing jump kicks and so forth. I don't know Johnny Lawrence, but these are just feats off the top of my head. As big_adventure noted, she and many Muppets have a good damage soak, so she can take a lot of punishment.

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    Excellent feat list. In any case, it's way beyond Johnny, and that's if Johnny could even hurt her, which I'm still siding with "he can't do that thing."
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    Everytime I see this thread I read it as Johnny Laurinaitis. And while he may have been a garbo wrestler according to Punk,he's still a really big strong guy compared to most of what Miss Piggy faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The MunchKING View Post
    Everytime I see this thread I read it as Johnny Laurinaitis. And while he may have been a garbo wrestler according to Punk,he's still a really big strong guy compared to most of what Miss Piggy faces.

    "People Power" and all that.
    I keep seeing it as "Joey Lawrence."

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