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    Default Lets all have a laugh :)

    I thought with everything going on in the world that it would be fun to post some goofy stuff. Jokes, funny stories, goofy videos, funny memes. whatever gives you a good chuckle.

    I just ask we keep everything respectful and clean.

    Here are a couple goofy jokes.

    What does a clock do when it is hungry?

    It goes back 4 seconds


    There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

    But only a fraction of the people will understand it. The remainder will be lost

    They are bad I know but that is the point.

    So lets see what you got.
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    Q: Why did the man take a coil of rope to a soccer game?
    A: To tie the score.

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    Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead comics-book geek in the middle of the road?

    A: The skunk had a life.

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    The other day I found $20.00 in the parking lot. I thought "What would Jesus do?"

    So I turned it into wine.

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    A Sandwich, a Rabbi, and Yo Mama walk in to a bar.
    The Sandwich is promiscuous.

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    what's E.T. short for?

    he has tiny legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by babyblob View Post
    I thought with everything going on in the world that it would be fun to post some goofy stuff. Jokes, funny stories, goofy videos, funny memes. whatever gives you a good chuckle.

    I just ask we keep everything respectful and clean.

    Here are a couple goofy jokes.

    What does a clock do when it is hungry?

    It goes back 4 seconds


    There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

    But only a fraction of the people will understand it. The remainder will be lost

    They are bad I know but that is the point.

    So lets see what you got.
    That clock joke got me good.
    That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, the happy highways where I went and cannot come again.

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    I got this from a Pat McCormick comedy record: What do you get when you cross Lassie with King Kong? I don't know, but when Lassie comes home, you'd better not be there!

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    A medical one:

    What does the cleaning crew use on the cardiac ward?

    Disinfarctant.
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    There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from data.

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    Vanilla Ice is bored, so he gets the great idea for a rap battle. He gets in the car and drives to Kayne West, knocks on his door. Kayne opens and Vanilla Ice challenge him to a rap battle. What does Kanye do? He accepts...and loses against Vanilla Ice.

    So, he is driving to Jay-z and knocks on his door, challenging him to a rap battle. What does Jay-Z do? He accepts...and loses against Vanilla.

    Vanilla Ice, full of confidence gets in his car and drives to Snoop Doggy Dogs Villa. He knocks at his door and challenge Snoop to a rap battle: What does Snoop do? He shoots the motherfucker dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrNewGod View Post
    There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from data.
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary arithmetic, and those who don't.

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    Heard on the radio in a carpet commercial:

    A man goes into a psychiatrist's office and says to the nurse, "Nurse! I think I'm invisible!"

    The nurse says, "Sorry, the doctor can't see you right now."

    * rimshot *
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    What do you call a bear without teeth?
    A gummy bear.
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    I am loving these posts I am happy the thread is catching on and I hope people are enjoying it
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