Lets all have a laugh :)

[babyblob]

I thought with everything going on in the world that it would be fun to post some goofy stuff. Jokes, funny stories, goofy videos, funny memes. whatever gives you a good chuckle.

I just ask we keep everything respectful and clean.

Here are a couple goofy jokes.

What does a clock do when it is hungry?

It goes back 4 seconds


There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

But only a fraction of the people will understand it. The remainder will be lost

They are bad I know but that is the point.

So lets see what you got.

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Q: Why did the man take a coil of rope to a soccer game?
A: To tie the score.

Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.

[seismic-2]

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead comics-book geek in the middle of the road?

A: The skunk had a life.

[CellarDweller]

The other day I found $20.00 in the parking lot. I thought "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

[Riv86672]

A Sandwich, a Rabbi, and Yo Mama walk in to a bar.
The Sandwich is promiscuous.

[The Gold Stream]

what's E.T. short for?

he has tiny legs

[DebkoX]

I thought with everything going on in the world that it would be fun to post some goofy stuff. Jokes, funny stories, goofy videos, funny memes. whatever gives you a good chuckle.

I just ask we keep everything respectful and clean.

Here are a couple goofy jokes.

What does a clock do when it is hungry?

It goes back 4 seconds


There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

But only a fraction of the people will understand it. The remainder will be lost

They are bad I know but that is the point.

So lets see what you got.

That clock joke got me good.

[williamtheday]

I got this from a Pat McCormick comedy record: What do you get when you cross Lassie with King Kong? I don't know, but when Lassie comes home, you'd better not be there!

[Rob Allen]

A medical one:

What does the cleaning crew use on the cardiac ward?

Disinfarctant.

[DrNewGod]

There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from data.

[DanMad1977]

Vanilla Ice is bored, so he gets the great idea for a rap battle. He gets in the car and drives to Kayne West, knocks on his door. Kayne opens and Vanilla Ice challenge him to a rap battle. What does Kanye do? He accepts...and loses against Vanilla Ice.

So, he is driving to Jay-z and knocks on his door, challenging him to a rap battle. What does Jay-Z do? He accepts...and loses against Vanilla.

Vanilla Ice, full of confidence gets in his car and drives to Snoop Doggy Dogs Villa. He knocks at his door and challenge Snoop to a rap battle: What does Snoop do? He shoots the ************ dead.

[seismic-2]

There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from data.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary arithmetic, and those who don't.

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Heard on the radio in a carpet commercial:

A man goes into a psychiatrist's office and says to the nurse, "Nurse! I think I'm invisible!"

The nurse says, "Sorry, the doctor can't see you right now."

* rimshot *

[Arfguy]

What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear.

[babyblob]

I am loving these posts I am happy the thread is catching on and I hope people are enjoying it