Thanos and army (Avengers Endgame) vs Middle Earth............

[Cleric of Hell’s Brigade]

The Quantum Realm spits Thanos and his ship out in the wrong place. Mainly, Middle-Earth circa the First Age.


Unable to leave the planet (reasons) Thanos and his forces must instead of facing the Avengers and allies, face the entire armies of every First Age Elf, Dwarf, Human, and other allies (Eagles, etc......)


What happens?

Bonus round: Thanos and his army face Morgoth/Melkor, Sauron, and all their hordes instead.

[BitVyper]

At the very least, the Valar should wreck Thanos' ****, and I doubt they're going to sit it out when actual canon aliens invade

I can't remember the rest well enough to say much.

If the MCU guys win the second scenario, Sauron is going to have an absolute field day manipulating movie Thanos. He's just about everything the Enemy could want in a dumbass king. He might give himself away by salivating too much at the prospect.

[Cleric of Hell’s Brigade]

I kind of just want to see Elrond’s dad shooting lasers from his flying swan boat at the space whales and the like, flanked by those massive Eagles.

[Harbinger19]

The purple skinned Titan surveyed the twilit fields as rockets and artillery shells rained down among the approaching Orcish hordes. “The swarming masses...driven by will greater than their own.” A wry smile spread across his face. “Will confined to a single world...how
small they are.”

At that moment a tempest of fire and lightning came roiling over the horizon. The Black Order, standing by their fearsome leader, lived up to their name as they became shrouded in a darkness that blocked out the sun.

Ancalagon swept down on Sanctuary II and his coming was like a volcanic tide over fallen leaves.

He fell upon the spacefaring vessel and smote it into the earth so that all the land for a hundred leagues surrounding shattered and great seas poured in and flooded that section of Beleriand. The Noldorin Exiles who heard tidings from the Eagles called that brief battle the Risrimbe—the Cloven Host—after the army that fell there.

Thus died Mighty Thanos, the Mad Titan. And on his dark throne watching from afar, Morgoth Bauglir smiled.

In after days Maglor son of Feanor of the House of Finwe made a song called “The Woeful Endgame,” and he taught it to none of the Children of Illuvatar, but it is said in the Red Book of the Westmarch that the Ents brought the song east of the Misty Mountains and it was sung in Elrond’s house in ages beyond.

[Sharpandpointies]

The purple skinned Titan surveyed the twilit fields as rockets and artillery shells rained down among the approaching Orcish hordes. “The swarming masses...driven by will greater than their own.” A wry smile spread across his face. “Will confined to a single world...how
small they are.”

At that moment a tempest of fire and lightning came roiling over the horizon. The Black Order, standing by their fearsome leader, lived up to their name as they became shrouded in a darkness that blocked out the sun.

Ancalagon swept down on Sanctuary II and his coming was like a volcanic tide over fallen leaves.

He fell upon the spacefaring vessel and smote it into the earth so that all the land for a hundred leagues surrounding shattered and great seas poured in and flooded that section of Beleriand. The Noldorin Exiles who heard tidings from the Eagles called that brief battle the Risrimbe—the Cloven Host—after the army that fell there.

Thus died Mighty Thanos, the Mad Titan. And on his dark throne watching from afar, Morgoth Bauglir smiled.

In after days Maglor son of Feanor of the House of Finwe made a song called “The Woeful Endgame,” and he taught it to none of the Children of Illuvatar, but it is said in the Red Book of the Westmarch that the Ents brought the song east of the Misty Mountains and it was sung in Elrond’s house in ages beyond.

...I have zero to add.

Nice. ^_^

[Cleric of Hell’s Brigade]

Very well done.

I did wonder about Ancalagon and if his size would be enough alone.


Hmm, what of the first scenario though? No mountain sized dragon on their side.