Thomas the Tank Engine vs Christine and KITT

[Sophicles]

Can the vehicle team-up of Christine and KITT take down a freight train?

[Stigmazilla]

Can the vehicle team-up of Christine and KITT take down a freight train?

In the arena, poor Thomas, can't even move, never mind the fact he's not even remotely built for combat.

If we are putting Thomas on rails then inevitably they'll eventually derail him. KITT has some serious ramming power and could probably do it, and Christine is basically immortal.

[big_adventure]

Yup, in the arena, Thomas is screwed.

On rails, he's still basically screwed, as KITT can hit him from the side at like 8 times his max speed and derail him. Or laser his wheels off. Or use his... basically telekinesis to cause a wheel to fall off.

Christine is icing on the cake. KITT is the threat.

[Beadle]

Yup, in the arena, Thomas is screwed.

On rails, he's still basically screwed, as KITT can hit him from the side at like 8 times his max speed and derail him. Or laser his wheels off. Or use his... basically telekinesis to cause a wheel to fall off.

Christine is icing on the cake. KITT is the threat.

So weird. Even though I knew the title of the thread, and had read and acknowledged the two posts above this, somehow I still read this as “Thanos is screwed”.

So at the back of my head somewhere, there is a weird-ass hybrid character called Thanos the Tank Engine.

[big_adventure]

So weird. Even though I knew the title of the thread, and had read and acknowledged the two posts above this, somehow I still read this as “Thanos is screwed”.

So at the back of my head somewhere, there is a weird-ass hybrid character called Thanos the Tank Engine.

Now you are actually wrapping your head around the spirit of the Thomas/Thanos cartoons. It's like the Matrix - you've been pulled out of the vat of goo now, you have to live with the fallout.

[Beadle]

Now you are actually wrapping your head around the spirit of the Thomas/Thanos cartoons. It's like the Matrix - you've been pulled out of the vat of goo now, you have to live with the fallout.

Tank of goo. Tank.

He is a Tank Engine after all.

And you know what an anthropomorphised tank would have?

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[Len Ikari145]

Can the vehicle team-up of Christine and KITT take down a freight train?

I mean, given the general life of Thomas and his compatriots, he probably allows Christine and KITT to murder him without resistance. In a sense, Thomas does win in the end.