The plane lands on Fantasy Island, and Mr. Roark has arranged a special dinner for you and three TV characters of your choice (not the actors, the characters), with none of his usual life lessons involved. The table, however, will only hold four. Who gets the other seats?

Mine:
  • M*A*S*H's Colonel Sherman Potter. I'd love to just hear him talk about horses and being a physician/soldier through three wars.
  • The Man From U.N.C.L.E.'s Alexander Waverley. He'd have a fascinating view of the world and politics.
  • Remington Steele's Laura Holt. Refined and intelligent, her stories on success in A Man's Profession would make for interesting listening.

The real weakness of the dinner party would probably be me.