Who would make the best Green Lantern?

[Sharpandpointies]

I'd believe this.

Frankly, while I'm a bit more optimistic than Agent Smith, his breakdown and subsequent explanation that humans are some kind of parasite or disease, is kinda accurate?

"A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host."

In this case, Earth being the host.

Or at the very least the human capacity for being selfish and rather self-absorbed has given us parasitic characteristics?

... picket fence was a good idea.

Rather well-put, I think.