Originally Posted by
Robanker
DC Comics proudly presents... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
Per Degaton goes back to 1824 and murders both the Wayne and Kane families, ensuring that Batman never comes to be. With the entire universe now on Superman's back, a coalition of faceless entities that go only by the first initial of their names, A, T and T, pull apart the Man of Steel to see what makes him tick in effort to replenish their home world's depleting resources. Wonder Woman steps up to fill the void and leads the heroes of DC in a last-ditch effort to keep the universe intact. Meanwhile, Harley Quinn spins plates and appeases a portion of A, T and T which buys the other heroes time.
The story would run weekly for 52 issues across a year with three variants each issue as well as monthly tie-ins and conclude with Wonder Woman going back in time to become Batman's new mother and reboot the universe. Bruce Wayne is a young, revitalized Batman who is aided in his war on crime by his trusty butler, former orphan Clark Kent of Kansas and his trusted ward, Harleen Quinzell known better by her alias-- Robin. Bruce's adventures would be bold and interesting, featuring terrifying foes for Batman such as Superbat, a Batman from planet Kaneton, Lex Luthor, scion to an old money family in Gotham that has challenged the Waynes for generations, and Selina Napier, the Cat Who Laughs-- his alabaster-skinned greatest foe and sometimes lover.
Coming soon to a LCS near you!
I'm sorry, but this is more or less what every oncoming Crisis feels like. Self-parody.