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    Default Pennywise vs cartoon Losers

    In place of the Losers club members, the following come to Derry and form their own Losers club:

    Beavis
    Butthead
    Bobby Hill
    Meg Griffin
    Chris Griffin
    Lisa Simpson
    Bart Simpson

    How would they fare against Pennywise? Could they successfully complete the Ritual of Chud, or would Pennywise prevail in devouring them?

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    Beavis and Butthead are stupid and annoying enough that Pennywise would either pass on them, or they would stumble their way through somehow completing the Ritual by sheer dumb luck by themselves. And probably harass Lisa for being a nerd.
    Meg would actually scare off B&B, demanding they see her as a girl (wouldn't be a first for her).
    Bart would start off with following B&B around, but realizing soon enough they're not worth it. Would then help out Lisa.
    Lisa would struggle at first, dealing with two utter morons in B&B, the complete mess that is Meg, and Bart being Bart. For Bobby, probably the one person not getting on her nerves, but not all that useful either.

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    outside of Lisa no one here is especially competent... or even marginally competent for that matter, none of them are going to be able to work well together or even tolerate each other, and none of them will take much effort for Pennywise to exploit for his fear kick. So Pennywise trivially isolates and takes them apart.

    Also as needs to be stated every time it gets brought up the ritual of Chud on it's own is worthless, it only worked because the kids believed it will and in the end it was more or less irrelevant as without direct intervention from Maturin and indirect intervention from Gan it still would have ultimately failed.

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    I don't think they fair that well, but how would this Losers club compose of Gumball Watterson, Annis Watterson, Darwin Watterson, Phineas, Ferb, and Buford?

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    Bart and Lisa are the designated losers of their universe you say?


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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    Bart and Lisa are the designated losers of their universe you say?

    What it doesn't show, is Milhouse going down the stairs and getting soaked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope89 View Post
    What it doesn't show, is Milhouse going down the stairs and getting soaked.
    Don't be knocking the MilPool now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    Don't be knocking the MilPool now.
    life does a pretty good job of that already

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