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    Default Weakest character to defeat the birds in The Birds movie

    Hitchcock apparently said there were 3,200 of various kinds.

    The character must also defeat them directly, so people who would just outlast them like Mr Immortal or that super invincible but otherwise powerless DC character don't count

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    Bonus: Weakest to do it without being appreciably harmed?
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    Any semi CBPH type could do it. The birds are weak and not that fast. Someone like Silver Sable, Black Widow, pre-winter soldier Bucky Barnes could handle it. they'd get tired, but these are just birds and all of these people are way too fast for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postmania View Post
    Bonus: Weakest to do it without being appreciably harmed?
    Standard rules apply. Butterball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    Standard rules apply. Butterball.
    OP specifically said that you have to beat them, not just survive. Otherwise, I'd have said the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    OP specifically said that you have to beat them, not just survive. Otherwise, I'd have said the same.
    Yeah, I spotted that after posting but was too lazy to edit.

    Not sure Pyro counts as all that powerful, but he’d be a nightmare for birds.

    Or Omega Red just sort of stands there and they all die.

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    Johnny Sorrow maybe? He's so ugly everyone dies but beyond that I don't think he's got any powers.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Does MCU Falcon/Captain America (2? 3? 2 and 4?) have any bird-talking powers? I think that 616 Falcon has that ability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    Does MCU Falcon/Captain America (2? 3? 2 and 4?) have any bird-talking powers? I think that 616 Falcon has that ability.
    Nope.........
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    It would wreck his psychee but Koji Koda (Anima) from My Hero Academia. He would be soooo broken having to kill animals of any kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Johnny Sorrow maybe? He's so ugly everyone dies but beyond that I don't think he's got any powers.
    He has feats that make him one of the most powerful (non-cosmic) energy manipulators in comics.

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    Oh... well that's interesting.

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    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    With Ranma, in the arena, its possible. The guy has lightning quick reflexes and strikes. And with his agility and martial arts, shouldn't be an issue.

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    Snow White. They all just start acting as her servants instead of attacking her.

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    IPman.

    One punch for each bird. Fight is over in 5 mins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackid View Post
    It would wreck his psychee but Koji Koda (Anima) from My Hero Academia. He would be soooo broken having to kill animals of any kind.
    Along those lines, I wonder about the Rat King as a candidate in this thread with his army of rats (when they're not eating pizza, of course).

    Sure, the birds can move in 3 dimensions compared to the rats, but the birds were also on the attack with their dive bombs and pecking attacks, too. Their offense makes them vulnerable.

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