Hello my fellow Krakoans.
While the 2021 Hellfire Gala achieved its objectives and showed the world what we’re capable of, we really screwed the pooch.
1. Three deaths.
2. Beast’s total cluster#%@$ of foreign diplomats.
Hank: “Well you see……”
SHUT UP BEAST!!!!
3. The Hellions embarrassing everyone and behaving like morons in front of the humans.
4. Rahne looking like a used up dishrag. REALLY RAHNE…DID YOU NOT GET THE DRESS CODE NOTICE??!?
5. Kurt and Tabby’s drunken displays.
6. Stacy X handing condoms to Franklin and Valeria Richards in front of the Fantastic Four.
7. The United Kingdom leaving the Krakoa partnership and Betsy’s verbal rebuttal. “Has anyone heard from Wisdom since then?”
8. The Fenris X-Corps fiasco. You guys do realize they know all our secrets?
All in all, the Quiet Council are considering canceling next year’s Gala. Though we can’t find all the council’s members currently.
Has anyone seen Magneto?