The Secret Power of ....AXE !

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I really should have saw the warning signs for the last few years. I had ignored them for the fact the commercials seemed silly and no way could that be real or possible. But well as a victim of this , I can tell you folks right off.....AXE spray on body spray is a danger to us men !




So I decided to try some Axe for the 1st time a couple weeks ago. Everything seemed fine ...at 1st. I noticed that some women when outside started to look over at me. I had no idea the very scent of AXE would be like some zombie lure for women. But the problems began at the local mall where I noticed all these women had gathered behind me.

I was spooked as I walked faster....and they did as well. Soon I was being chased all through the mall by insane possessed women who wanted to rip my clothes off and more ! Picture this scene ....






I made it to my car and sped out of there. They seemed to chase my car for a few blocks but finally the scent of AXE was gone. Maybe I should have stopped wearing Axe then. But part of me was thrilled. I felt like some rock star or Beatles guy being chased by women. So I'd risk it and wear AXE a couple more times and yes ...the power was intoxicating !

The power of AXE had made me feel impressive. But the darkside of AXE was having tons of women chasing me constantly , wanting to rip off my clothes and more. Plus well...


I had to get like 6 restraining orders against some women who found out where I lived as the scent of AXE had them find me. Also next week I'm gonna be on Maury Povich for like 10 DNA tests now. AXE has destroyed my life really. I should have stopped wearing it. Men ...you must stop wearing AXE spray. Listen to my tale here...your risking your lives out there.

[WestPhillyPunisher]

Thanks for the warning about the dangers of AXE!

[Gray Lensman]

Thanks for the warning about the dangers of AXE!

Ragnar Lothbrok can tell you all about the dangers of axe, and demonstrate them as well....