MunchKING’s Strategy.
Kaiju for Life-u
Time for Monkeying Around
Sun Wukong (The Monkey King Trilogy) 10
Have You seen my New TIE?:
Darth Vader (Star Wars) 5
-- Xilien Mothership w/ Monsters (Godzilla: Final Wars) 10
Rita Their Rights!:
Rita Repulsa (MMPR) 7
--Sentinel(X-Men: DoFP) 7
-- Box of Gavrok (Buffyverse) 7
It's So Evil Being Green
Tommy Oliver (Power Rangers) 4
-- Radioactive Spider Bite (Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy) 6
All Serpents Great and Small
Basilisk (Harry Potter) 9
-- Enlarged by Rita Repulsa's Wand (Power Rangers) 8
Master of Mortars
Magneto (X-Men Movies: Young) 8
-- Star Blade(Smallville) 9
-- Real World Gun of Choice (Real World) 1
Termination of ALL Life Forms
T-800 (Terminator Movies) 2
-- Plastic Gun w/ Mutant CureDarts (X-Men: The Last Stand) 3
-- Pistol with Adamantium Bullets (X-Men Movies) 4
-- Darkest Timeline Paintball Gun(Community) 5
Ain't No Party Like a Godzilla Party!
Godzilla(2000) 9
-- House Party Protocol Iron Man Armours[(MCU) 9
— J.A.R.V.I.S. (MCU) 2
VS
THE MUTANTS OF RAGNAROK
THE FINAL APOCALYPSE
Apocalypse(9): w/ Power Stone(8), Mind Stone(8)
THE CRIMSON GODDESS
Scarlet Witch(10):w/ The Source of all Evil(9)
THE UNTETHERED GOLDEN GOD
Legion(10): w/ Space Stone(9), Mark of Cain w/First Blade(8)
THE LIVING LASER
Quicksilver(8): w/ Gamma Mutation/David Banner(7)
THE KINETIC KING
Sebastian Shaw(6): w/ Mother Box(8), Luthor's Armor(8)
THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN
Mirage(8): w/ Absorption of Gravitonium(7), Invisible Suit(2)
Let’s start with the obvious point. This team is all Mutants all the time, so the T-800 will never have a better chance to bust out his plastic gun and take everyone down himself. All that he needs is a way to get around fast. So Rita is going to bust out some of her more rarely used in these league powers. Specifically she can teleport herself and others (like every time she warps down from the moon). She’s going to warp around with the T-800 to let him shoot all the enemy mutants in the back and drain all their powers (Except Legion. He’s immortal and I didn’t bring any good containment units off the top of my head so he can just go to an alternate timeline. PS T-800/Rita starts with him.).
With these guys being depowered and bemoaning their evolutionary losses, they should be easy pickings for my team. But I’m not going to rely on that and play it 100%.
You know who else murders mutants and has no brain or fears for the mutants to mess with? A Sentinel. He can also go over there to “cure” (read “euthanize”) them. They were shown adapting to whatever mutant powers were thrown at them. Mirage’s worst nightmares will be nothing compared to the power of the Sentinel when it comes to hunt-down-and-destroy. The Sentinels had some way of detecting who was a mutant and who wasn’t, and were capable of tracking them even when they couldn’t see them, like when they followed Shadowcat and Bishop despite all the things between them. Likewise Jarvis is all “robot brain” and “no fear”, so the Party is pulling into Mirage town.
Quicksilver often has problems when something changes fast enough that he can’t dance around it in slow-mo time. So when Magneto crushes Sebastian into a tiny ball inside his own Lexsuit and then uses the ball to knock Quicksilver down a time or two, Quicksilver will probably get hit. Having killed his mother’s killer (again), Magneto will try to assert his dominance as the patriarch of their family and leader of the Righteous Cause of Mutants to persuade Quicksilver and Wanda to listen to him. That version of Quicksilver knows Magneto is his dad. I don’t know whether Wanda hinted at who he dad was in her movies/show. I know they couldn’t just come out and say it of course. But even if it doesn’t get them to defect it will confuse her long enough for her to get wrecked by anything else.
If Magneto talking to her doesn’t work, Sun Wukong can sneak up on her and bonk her with his giant staff. He’s killed LOADS of demons with it before, so it should take out a Sourced up Wanda.
Apocalypse is going to be REALLY annoying. But you know who has better feats of blowing stuff up and punching through very resistant things than Cyclops? GODZILLA!! A little Atomic Breath will MELT Apocalypse down if he doesn’t get those shields up to max strength. Throw in the Dragonzord, that Bug Monster, or Monster X and we’ll have beams that far exceed what Apoc was shown to take. Heck, spike Armadillo guy liked rolling and dropping in things. He can pull a Beast and be mostly useless against Apoc’s shields.
Basilisk slithers around looking for enemy people to eat and/or drool poison all over. It was super acidic and ate through even the strongest magical protections, so whatever shielding Wanda can put up won’t save her team.
The other monsters can stomp on all the other enemies, esp. if Quicksilver manages to take his thumping and still reject Magneto.
Of course all my guys are fairly intelligent and have a great deal of experience with fights. Once they take out their primary targets they can move on to help take out the other guys, especially Legion if he manages to stop the T-800’s surprise attack. Death may not be able to take him, but we can make sure God has to glue him back together from subatomic particles if we have to.