Way of X 3
Oh boy. Cat amongst the pigeons time!
The issue starts with two pages of Kurt getting more and more hammered and more and more embarrassing at the Gala (the Kyle/Northstar panel is my favourite “play nice, dear”). And a shot of Magneto dancing with his daughter! Oh, yes?!
We have all been there... but we haven’t really got to the bottom of why Kurt is acting like this? He’s been seen on a bender, usually with Peter or Logan, many times, but drinking beer, it’s specifically said that he’s drinking spirits here.
He wakes in the morning with an epic hangover and meets up with Doc Nemesis in the Green Lagoon, as we saw in the preview. Both Nemesis and Legion are dismissive and critical of the Mars terraforming (is it terraforming if it’s not Terra? Aresforming?). Clearly pointing out that the A-listers are above the hoi polloi. This is a Plot Point, I think.
Kurt and Dr N discuss making more mutants, Dr N bemoans that the council wont let him set up a lab to breed mutants (are you listening, Sinister?).
Skip to Pixie, Loa and Mercury.
Loa and Mercury are having dating issues involving the control of Loa’s powers.
Pixie remembers Blindfold telling her about how she and Legion were intimate inside each other’s head (side note, I love Pixie’s simple black dress with her wings and hair and butterflies) and asks Legion if he could do that for Loa and Mercury?*
*this is a bad idea...
Meanwhile, Kurt finds Stacy X handing out condoms, (good, sensible woman) which he queries, she gives him a lesson in safe sex and shows him her Bower, which are Krakoan flowers where couples can hook up for sex or just friendship. Their exchange is fantastic (“You’ll never take me alive, copper.”) and again references the non-A listers, joe mutant, running around on the island, lonely and bored.
Kurt accuses her of setting up a brothel and she belts him. Hurrah for Stacy!
She points out that religion has always been linked to sex and while Kurt sees the casual encounters as empty, she sees the need for contact and the positive side of the interaction.
Back to Legion and Loa/Mercury at the Gala.
Some dodgy consent stuff here, unlike what Stacy has going on... it is (intentionality?) creepy and you could get into all sort of issues of consent versus enabling them to achieve an intimacy they can’t accomplish physically.
Legion does his stuff, linking the young women’s minds.
(Side note, the Xorn brothers are still around. Legion says that they’re with him, another Plot Point.)
We get a psychedelic page of the psychic date, but it seems to be rather more intense than they expected. Legion and Pixie go into the link (further muddying the consent/privacy waters) and find The Patchwork Man/Onslaught feeding off their confusion and distress. It’s very uncomfortable reading, to be honest.
The link breaks and Loa and Mercury are not happy with the results. Great result for Loas’s first queer experience, guys! Pixie accuses Legion of using the women as bait for Onslaught, he doesn’t deny it. It’s all pretty nasty.
Onslaught flies off, Legion and Pixie and the Xorns in hot pursuit.
Back to Stacy’s Bower, where she also has a creche, filled with abandoned mutant babies. All the random hook ups are producing progeny, but not necessarily people to look after them (there’s a time issue here, how long has Krakoa been around? How long has ‘Make More Mutants’ be an edict?). Stacy says it isn’t babies they need, it’s for people to start caring for each other.
Looking after the abandoned babies is Lost, real name Marinette, who Stacy knows. She is happy there, comforting other lost souls (this is very touching but we’re casting the black woman as nanny?)
There is a disruption in one of the Bower’s sex pods: it’s Fabian Cortez being exactly as skeevy and gross as you would expect.
Lost, influenced by Onslaught, uses her gravity powers to beat the little weevil into the dirt. Lost and Cortez grapple, causing the roof above the babies to crack and fall. Legion, the Xorn brothers and Pixie catch up with Onslaught who beats a hasty retreat. Pixie puts Lost to sleep with her dust and the Xorn brothers dismiss Cortez.
The heroes retire to the Green Lagoon (in Stacy’s words, the procreation police, I love her!) to lick their wounds. They’re an unlikely band. Stacy is convinced that what Krakoa needs is connections between the community. Pixie, who’s seen first hand that too much connection (Loa/Mercury) is just as problematic says that some privacy must remain. They debate risk, having the guts to take chances and make changes.
Kurt is back on the gin and sporting a black eye, thanks to Stacy. We still haven’t got to the bottom of why he’s drinking so much, everyone is drinking so much.
Doctor Nemesis (with just the tiniest push from Stacy) goes up and asks Dazzler for a dance!
Phew. There was a lot going on in there.
Stacy running the Bower feels sensible and a good use of her. The crèche... not sure about the gestation period of all those babies, but it does make a plot point. Also, really not sure about mutants abandoning their children, the X-Men has always had a very strong,strand of found family and abandoning the child feels really wrong.
David/Loa/Mercury is... uncomfortable, I hope deliberately so. Pixie makes several good points of objection to the invasion of their privacy. Helping those who physically can’t engage in intimacy is a good thing and, given the nature of mutant powers, something which should be addressed. I would rather Stacy be in charge to be honest, Legion is too amoral and unstable for the task. And from an older generation. And I could go on.
Kurt is still on a downward spiral, we’re three books in and he’s still floundering, I want to see him start to come up for air. But I am liking seeing him with his new friends, Kurt is always at his best with friends around him (remember, he grew up in a circus community, then moved immediately into the Xavier Institute community, he’s never lived alone, he’s a gregarious soul).
I’m not sure I recognise this Kurt, though, who doesn’t understand sex-for-fun, as the Kurt I remember, who had baths with attractive young women at the drop of a hat, and has a long history of casual, fun encounters.