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    Default Cruella(Emma Stone) vs Joker (Joaquin Phoenix)

    Weird fight but I'm bored so who wins in a fist fight?

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    Probably Cruella. She tossed those bodyguards at the gala ball like it was a highly choreographed nothing, while Arthur got stomped by drunk yuppies until he pulled his piece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    Probably Cruella. She tossed those bodyguards at the gala ball like it was a highly choreographed nothing, while Arthur got stomped by drunk yuppies until he pulled his piece.
    Yeah her movie showed she was no stranger to think quick on her feet to get physical and vicious even as a weirdo fashion nerd kid, catching a basket ball in the air with one hand at the last moment before it hit Anita, to then throw it back at the school bully hard enough to double him over and get detention about it.

    But gotta give to Arthur that he didn't really miss a single shot against the yuppies despite being beaten up and being the first time he'd owned a gun.
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    He has a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    He has a gun.
    Quote Originally Posted by JohnDiggle View Post
    Weird fight but I'm bored so who wins in a fist fight?

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    I mean, Arthur was rail thin and got his ass beat by regular kids. The only thing he has going for him, physically, is that he is a surprisingly quick and accurate gunman for someone who probably never used a gun before (even discounting that the gun in question was almost certainly not particularly high quality), and that's not particularly relevant in a fist fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    I mean, Arthur was rail thin and got his ass beat by regular kids. The only thing he has going for him, physically, is that he is a surprisingly quick and accurate gunman for someone who probably never used a gun before (even discounting that the gun in question was almost certainly not particularly high quality), and that's not particularly relevant in a fist fight.
    And while comics Joker has thrived forever also being physically scrawny compared to who he goes up against or shares a city with, Cruemma's movie is more comic-booky than Joaquer's, showing she's naturally brilliant to the point the movie treats her having natural black/white anime hair from birth because of her parents (one being pure-hearted royalty, the other being an opportunistic, fashion-devoted psychopath) and showing how she became the Queenpin of Fashion Crime in London through skills, planning and connections.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    Crickets.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    I mean, Arthur was rail thin and got his ass beat by regular kids. The only thing he has going for him, physically, is that he is a surprisingly quick and accurate gunman for someone who probably never used a gun before (even discounting that the gun in question was almost certainly not particularly high quality), and that's not particularly relevant in a fist fight.
    To be fair he didn't really fight back but really joker has no showings so this Isn't a good fight.

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