Oh Captain, My Captain!

[Blackid]

A Bunch of Captains are in a Bar and get a little tipsy. Speaking aloud they all deem themselves the Captain over all Captains.... somehow a chair is thrown, yada yada, a brawl ensues..... who's coming out on top?

In the bar:

Captain Atlas ('90)
Captain America ('41)
Captain Britain ('76)
Captain Ultra ('76)
Captain Wonder ('40)
Captain Boomerang ('60)
Captain Stingaree ('76)
Captain Triumph ('43)

May seem easy but keep them at first few actions... who's on top?

[Beadle]

I don’t really know of the latter four, but of the former four, Captain America only avoids being dead last due to Captain Ultra’s generally mediocre level of competence.

Atlas and Britain would crush them both.

I’m finding it tough looking past Brian “I get punched so hard by Juggernaut I travel a couple of miles and carve a long trench in the ground then just get up and go back for more” Braddock.

Brian is a bit of a beast when he’s off the leash.

[T51R]

Captain Falcon, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Crunch walk in and have a major WTF is going on here moment.

[StupidMoniker]

Captain Marvel (both Marvel and DC), Captain Nazi, Captain Atom, Captain Kangaroo, Captain Courageous, Captain Caveman, Captain Hammer, Captain Cold. Lots more captains to choose from.

[Beadle]

Not to mention The Captain (from Nextwave), Captain Nemo (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), Captain Universe, Captain Midlands, Captain Carrot and Captain Comet.

But the OP didn’t say “All the Captains come into a bar”. They said “a bunch of captains”. So that’s fine.

[Blackid]

Guys! that's why i chose those in particular. they are old school and not tooooo OP to just blink everyone else out of existence. Stick with the crew who show up.

thanks!