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    Whatís the weakest chat who could defeat 100 Smiths in the burly brawl from The Matrix Reloaded?

    With the additional condition that in all of the cases below it canít be from being indestructible or w/e and outlasting them by immortality until the smiths exhaust themselves (assuming they can have that happen)

    They have to straight up beat them.

    1) only hand to hand
    2) Only non magical solutions
    3) anything goes
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    Cassandra Cain w/Kasumi Suit.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Cassandra Cain w/Kasumi Suit.
    Ouch.

    Good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Ouch.

    Good one.
    Ouch it's not a good pick, or "ouch this is a good pick"...?
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Ouch it's not a good pick, or "ouch this is a good pick"...?
    It's a great pick. We might be able to go lower than Cass-umi, but I'm darned if I know who.
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    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    It's a great pick. We might be able to go lower than Cass-umi, but I'm darned if I know who.
    Oh okay, figured I'd accidently Killer Croc'd her or something, lol.

    At bare-minimum you'd need to pick someone who is fast enough to keep up with the Smith's, and keep from getting overwhelmed... and strong enough to completely incapacitate them. Thought maybe Shang-Chi at first but... he's bottom barrel bullet-timer and is likely going to get overwhelmed and beat down. I wanna say Cass with the Suit is the weakest, the suit allowing her to keep the Smith-horde from overwhelming her but strong enough to do what Neo can do (punch holes in concrete/swing around big metal poles). She might be able to do it without the Suit too, honestly.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Sonia Sato Judomaster, assuming she is able to somehow hurt the agents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Oh okay, figured I'd accidently Killer Croc'd her or something, lol.

    At bare-minimum you'd need to pick someone who is fast enough to keep up with the Smith's, and keep from getting overwhelmed... and strong enough to completely incapacitate them. Thought maybe Shang-Chi at first but... he's bottom barrel bullet-timer and is likely going to get overwhelmed and beat down. I wanna say Cass with the Suit is the weakest, the suit allowing her to keep the Smith-horde from overwhelming her but strong enough to do what Neo can do (punch holes in concrete/swing around big metal poles). She might be able to do it without the Suit too, honestly.
    Shang is kind of...ridiculously fast, I feel. I generally run him and Cass about 5/5 - they're about as close to even (not equal, but even in taking victories) as I can think of.

    But the Shadowtech is a huge advantage for Cass-umi.
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    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postmania View Post
    What’s the weakest chat who could defeat 100 Smiths in the burly brawl from The Matrix Reloaded?

    With the additional condition that in all of the cases below it can’t be from being indestructible or w/e and outlasting them by immortality until the smiths exhaust themselves (assuming they can have that happen)

    2) Only non magical solutions
    3) anything goes
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